one man band

Damn straight (or not, depending on which Wilde biography you read)

ME

Pah! My army of smooth dudes is no match for your pathetic rapists!

is making a bad situation worse!

pip

actually from

creating an army of trouters :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout:

french

glad to see (through my telescope) that Atoobie is no longer naked. And I'd recommend the chequered shirt as opposed to the pink one.

Good recovery. Smoooooooooooth.

I hope Adult Swim has less of its contents focused on Adult and more focused on the Swim.

This has been my subliminal desire - hence the creation of this thread. Futhermore, I actually quite enjoy verbal pursuits when everyon shows a bit of decorum. Everyone who has posted, with a few exceptions, has done remarkably well considering the temptation to post something completely idiotic. Well done. You may all have some tea and crumpets. Tally-ho!

I would like to make this clear here and now - I am not, repeat not, the man in the picture. I look nothing like that poor specimen of the human race, reduced to dressing like an obselete cartoon character. I am currently dressed in a Italian silk suit, made by a nice little man called Armani.

I have shown nothing but a practised patronising pity for you ever since we met. Do not let such srcibblings prey on your mind - ignore Shakespeare, Wilde is clearly the better man. And I fear that Ms. Sin may not appreciate the greatness of the link, a sure sign of poor taste.

Marvin is a mere figurehead for my efforts. The link will show you the true master...

Indeed, shakespeare has been the scourge of many a student through the ages. I pity anyone who is forced to study such antiquicated boredom.

The bunny is a most horrid creation. I do not think that even Dante could manifest his satanic verses into something nearly as pitiful as that bunny.

Do not plagiarize my own witticisms. Perhaps you could study the work of Wilde, Shakespeare, Gervais...then you could counter every post.

The bowels can be a most elusive humour.

Do be quiet. English pronounciation has evolved over many centuries and no explanation can be offered for many of the eccentricities found therein. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean to say that it evolved to the point where you pronounced the word diffeerently to how it was spelt? That might explain all the funny town names you have over there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. And your frankly disturbing error pains me. Perhaps a dictionary would be appropriate for every one of your posts.

One should never travel to Liverpool without an armed transport of at least seven huge Germans all called "Hanz". That is their only weakness.

A good rollicking is a good telling-off, or rebuke. Now please remove your mind from the gutter.

Do be quiet. English pronounciation has evolved over many centuries and no explanation can be offered for many of the eccentricities found therein.

I did not say he initiated the engagement, nor did I mention the seven children the two had produced whilst caught in the deepest pangs of love. I would say that I had been remarkably subtle.

You can stay if you so desire. But please just do not employ smilies. They denegrate any post found with them in. This thread is a sanctuary. It would be wise for everyone to understand that.