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  1. Such coincidentalisms bring such mirth to an otherwise miserly Englishman. I wonder if any witty fellow can conjure an amusing anagram for "Revenge of the Sith"...perhaps a little topic you can amuse yourselves with.
  2. Modest no, British yes, gentleman probably not, depends on the company.
  3. I can't remember. I was brought up as a Catholic but gave it up when rebellion seemed like a good idea.
  4. This makes no sense whatsoever. I'm completely dumbfounded. *throws basketball at fruitcake whilst wearing a pink lycra bra and purple leg warmers*
  5. Atoobie, I know what you watch because I'M INSIDE YOUR TELEVISION. Heidegger, no, I am not related to Kathy Bates, or Norman Bates from "Psycho". But I am distantly related to Florence Nightingale. And my grandfather was knighted, thus making me aristocracy. But I don't have the money to go with the accent.
  6. should admit that Australia are going to lose the Ashes.
  7. Oh stop it, you cheeky minx! Flattery will get you everywhere.
  8. I have made no such insinuation! Frankly, such a bold suggestion renders me aghast! Good day indeed!
  9. I am one the best, especially in mass situations. One may even frivolously suggest that I am the "Master".
  10. Any such comparisons between a horse and your good self are no doubt deliberate - perhaps now that an excuse has been proffered, such comparisons may be more forthcoming. Heaven forbid.
  11. I think there may be a difference between American Catholicism and European Catholicism. And the Catholic faith isn't exactly noted for its tolerance...
  12. Thursday, 24th August 2062. I'd be 82. I was actually planning to die before I was 50, because that's so rock'n'roll, but since the death clock says so, I guess that's what's going to happen.
  13. My Score : 100 Not really, but that might have impressed for, oh, say twelve nano-seconds.
  14. Again, Mr. Red (your actions have led to the callous removal of your knighthood, Sirrah!), that smilie is almost as irritating as the small fat man outside my house attempting to gain entry to a noted eatery, but his efforts are humourously hampered by the rather constricting door frame that most elephants wouldn't have trouble with. And as for my previous gaping typing error, I apologize most profusely, but as I'm sure you are aware, writing posts of such eloquence demands a disproportionately large amount of time, thus creating pressure upon the poster to post quickly. Any further mistakes committed by myself will be treated as harshly as if they were committed by another.
  15. Catholics worship Mother Mary in equal terms to the Holy Trinity (Christ, God and the Holy Spirit). Saints are important in Catholicism also (more than most other Christian denominations).
  16. Btw, I spoke to Tooboku a couple of months ago. He's doing college and such things require full attention (i.e. he's too busy getting drunk). His forum activity went down with chilaX. I think he's doing some sort of course with computers - he told me about it but i didn't really understand. And he still harbours a worring affection for turkey basters.
  17. No it's not. Ever seen Kathy Bates naked?
  18. likes Bunny, but doesn't realise that Bunny is the source of all evil!
  19. Such an admission warrants gratitude and mercy. Perhaps you will learn from this most valuable of lessons.
  20. knows that I was too late. I'd prefer to say retarded though, because it sounds funnier.
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