one man band

stamped

Bunny

pippin'.

likes Miranda Kerr

Sir Red, you incredulity surely knows no bounds! What is this smilie that soils my dear thread? What possible need is there for that hideously expressionless yellow obscenity in my thread? Such a blatant lack of care can only be answered with a suitably metaphoric slap in the face. Have at you!

Yeah, that's right.

Such a post is most welcome in this essentially superfluous thread. And any further mention of this thread merely being an outlet for "more mentally able" posters to mock "less mentally able" will result in a firm condemnation from me. Yes. This was not my intention at all. Not at all. And Ms. Sin, I would appreciate it if you would refrain from using smilies. You see, a smilie has no sophistication whatsoever. A simple "Good jest old bean!" contains both intelligence and eccentricity, two values higly valued by me and therefore this thread as a whole. Good day.

That was only for the closing weeks, I think. I posted there a couple of times.

pip (i have to go now. Good luck Atoobie)

wants to toss some salad. Then indulge in a bit of tea-bagging, followed by a nice bit of ANAL SEX.

Shows must...beat...Atoobie

No, special like the only man to survive a nuclear holocaust special.

Actually i'm sitting down at present.

telly (how long can this go on?)

Your Mum. (Mum=Mom)

is a guy that likes other guys (as in he caught the wrong bus, plays for the other team, if you catch my drift).

I'm thinking I wanna go watch TV, but only after I out-pip Atoobie...

belly

is stumped, caught behind off Giles and run out by Pietersen.

I was merely borrowing a particualrly forcful epiphet from a good friend of mine, Micheal Palin. Hence the irony in 'Original'. Americans really don't get irony, do they?

scrummy (originally you put 'you', so I had to change mine)

I had sex on Sunday, so I'm fine. No really. I can last until Thursday. Yep. Just fine. Oh GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm first on the list. That makes me feel special. Warm and fuzzy. No wait, I just shat myself whilst sitting on a hedgehog with particularly fuzzy needles.

Tea (you changed it!)

This is not news to anyone here. Why don't you try something a little more original. Such as "YOUR MOTHER WAS A FRUITCAKE AND YOUR FATHER IS DISTANTLY RELATED TO OPRAH!" How do you like them apples?