hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere  
anyways, 
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! 
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 
Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns! 
If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!    
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get! 
You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. 
Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place? 
When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you. 
You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency? 
Other: Yea sure, what's wrong? 
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love. 
aight thats enough cheesy pickup lines for now