hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere
anyways,
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!
If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.
You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
aight thats enough cheesy pickup lines for now