Michael*

Xenia Deli [1] Martina Sukupova [2]

There seems to be a debate about whether Tevez is finished at Man City but personally, I'd go so far as to suggest that he's finished at the highest level of football altogether. No top, top, top (© Harry Redknapp) club would pay his astronomical wage after a year littered with unprofessional acts of the worst kind. He'll probably surface in some footballing backwater and start winding down.

I'd hate to think, for example, that someone like IrenistiQ could lose her profile because of not being around recently. Not only would she not be able to come back, but her past content would go missing too. Also, if someone was determined enough to snoop on others, then deleting their profile wouldn't solve the problem, they'd simply register again with a different IP. This is the internet, a certain element of misbehaviour is unavoidable.

I'm aware that I haven't been on the staff as long as some, but I can honestly say that hasn't been my experience. We get a handful of reports each day about various things and I've yet to see any being completely ignored. We can only fix what we're made aware of and at the end of the day, more people reporting means more gets done. Taking the attitude of 'nothing will happen anyway' helps no-one.

The staff here do what they do out of the goodness of their hearts and cannot possibly spend every waking moment trawling through every new post in this place. Obviously we can spot a few but as you know, we also rely greatly on other members to report infractions. In other words, if we don't get reports in, it can hardly come as a surprise when some slip through the net. I hate to come across as argumentative because I'm genuinely not that guy, but to try and suggest that rules are being purposely ignored is completely unnecessary and frankly, pretentious.

Delap seems to have taken to wearing some sort of apron-looking thing under his shirt for away games these days, so he can wipe the ball on it before taking throw-ins - I noticed it last Sunday when we played Stoke. Thinking of grassing him up to the FA but I'm not sure who I should write to. In other news, we're crap. Half a dozen players out of position, no desire, urgency or tactics, Sessegnon grossly overrated and so on. In other other news, Bayern are currently wiping the floor with Man City.

I do hope it isn't long before we Brits get to see the new season.

Europe: 4

1.5 each.

Xenia Deli [6] Viktoria Halenarova [2]

Keira Knightley [2] Nicole Kidman [2]

Keira Knightley [9] Mila Kunis [7]

Model: Cindy x1, Dioni x2 Actress: Cobie x3 Pose: Snejana x1, Anne x2 Original: Georgina x3 Group: Italia x3

Europe: 2.5

Nice to meet you.

^First Scott 'Scotty' Parker and now Hargreaves - could Fabio be any more desperate to get Gareth Barry out of England's first eleven? Good thing I didn't buy Fernando Torres in Fantasy this week... oh.

I will admit to finding couple of the tracks on 'FSHG' a touch excessive but when they get it right, wow, they're absolutely stunning. 'Alex' is about as close to heaven-sent as it's possible to get.

Done.

-Looks - Tanya -Potential - Isabella -Overall ability - Tanya

Awesome job Jennka - one of the best comps we've had to date, in my humble opinion.

Europe: 2

Keira Knightley [3] Blake Lively [1]

I really like them but with such a scattershot sound and lyrics about sexy worms, they can hardly expect to be everyone's cup of tea.

140 year old photograph "proves Nicolas Cage is a vampire" Source Personally, I find the news of a sequel to Ghost Rider to be the oddest part.

Perfect timing, what with Doctor Who coming to an end in a couple of weeks' time.