Michael*

Charlize Theron [9] Eva Green [6]

Looks: Catherine Potential: Valeria Overall: Valeria

Somewhere

New tune from the Black Keys, and the latest to follow in the time-honoured tradition of 'crap dancing' videos.

Lips: 3.5 Smile: 3 Hair: 4.5 Eyes: 4 Nose: 3 Body: 4

Europe: 4.5

Jennifer Lamiraqui [2] Lana Zakocela [3]

Another new Best Coast tune, which may or may not feature Johnny Marr.

Merged.

Claudia x3

4.5

W 2007 x3

Europe: 3

2.2

Chiaki x3

Jennifer Lamiraqui [8] Carla Ossa [6]

2

Have a go for the first 25 minutes Run out of ideas Allow ageing journeyman striker the freedom of the park Settle for a point Retreat to edge of own box for the last 25 minutes Concede after giving away pointless free-kick(s) You could probably paste the above list into any Sunderland match report from the past year. Pleased we didn't completely crumble after twice going behind but all in all, very little seems to have changed since my last outing to the SoL, despite having a vastly different group of players this year. All I can say is thank goodness for Sebastian 'Upmarket Rory Delap' Larsson. How did you see it, Fred? I may also be in the minority on this but in my mind, the Terry slip was no accident. It was a wayward pass of course but, knowing he lacked the pace to reach it and realising he was about to be left in the dust by Van Persie, he threw himself to the floor in a manner that would have made even Drogba blush. Chelsea have neither the mobility at the back nor the energy in midfield to make a decent fist of Villas Boas's much-vaunted 4-3-3 system. Additional: Petr Cech is rubbish. P.S. Robin Van Persie - Fantasy League gold! The rest of my team, not so much.

I guess we've all heard the rumblings about her surgeries, her authenticity and whatnot. Still, the music is the only thing I really concern myself with and judging by what little I've heard so far (i.e. that one song) it's really rather good. But how exactly does one go about whistling someone's name?

Europe: 3

Scheduled for 2015, apparently - I believe it's with a view to the eventual release of a Justice League movie, though it does seem kind of odd for Warner Bros to be discussing a reboot of a franchise when the final part of it's current arc isn't even out yet. Perhaps they're keeping their options open in case Nolan decides to return for a fourth installment.

I'm finally the owner of a shiny new copy.

Pace x2 Son x1

I was here.

Genuine bump.