Michael*

Jamie x2 Go x1

Izabel Goulart [0] Bregje Heinen [2]

Lily x3

Britt Lips: 3.5 Smile: 2.5 Hair: 2 Eyes: 3 Nose: 2 Body: 3 Katie Lips: 3.5 Smile: 2 Hair: 2.5 Eyes: 4 Nose: 4 Body: 4

Keiko x3

Angelika x3

Amber Heard [4] Nina Dobrev [2]

Doutzen x2 Miranda x1

Not overly keen on either but... Chanel x3

^Never a truer word spoken in jest, as they say. Only a fool would take victory in a friendly game to mean England are in any way superior to Spain, though I'm sure Capello's most difficult job at the Euros will be keeping the players' egos in check. But by embracing our status as second-class citizens, we may actually get some joy when push comes to shove at the tournament. We certainly won't beat a Spain or a Germany by playing them at their own game.

Izabel Goulart [7] Isabeli Fontana [5]

Model: Behati x2, Lara x1 Actress: Drew x1, Song x2 Pose: Barbara x3 Original: Fridea x2, Kristen x1 Group: Vogue Germany x3

^Steady on! The way that game panned out was the epitome of what I always thought Capello's England would turn out to be. Outplayed for long periods, minimal attacking ambitions and even less control of the ball, but tactically decent and relatively sound at the back (though Fabregas could and probably should have had a hat-trick in the closing stages). In other words, ugly but effective.

Count me in as a fan.

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Izabel Goulart [9] Shanina Shaik [6]

Han x3

Keira Lips: 5 Smile: 4 Hair: 4 Eyes: 4.5 Nose: 2.5 Body: 3 Karen Lips: 3 Smile: 3.5 Hair: 5 Eyes: 3.5 Nose: 2 Body: 4

Angelika x3

Europe: 3

Very correct. (Y)

Maybe spotting Carl was reaching a little, but I thought the down-on-his-luck guy from 0:59 looked very like Niko. If he's skint, it's probably a direct result of constantly having to take Roman bowling in GTA IV.

A new record and one that I doubt will be beaten in a hurry. Next...

Europe: 3

Latest vid from 2:54, who are fast becoming one of my favourite new bands.