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This. The picture is only "provocative" if you are some sort of weirdo who thinks naked babies are attractive or provocative, otherwise, you would just find the entire thing distasteful? I personally don't vibe with the picture but to say it's provocative... nope o.o

Rate 1-10 Brooklyn Decker (SI Swimsuit Cover '10) General Looks: 10 Representation of the Brand: 10000000000000 Danielle Herrington (SI Swimsuit Cover '18) General Looks: 8 Representation of the Brand: 10 Alessandra Ambrosio (VS Fantasy Bra '12) General Looks: 7 Representation of the Brand: 8 Erin Heatherton (VSFS '13) General Looks: 7 Representation of the Brand: 6 Izabel Goulart (VSFS '08) General Looks: 8 Representation of the Brand: 9 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (VSFS '10) General Looks: 6 Representation of the Brand: 10 Taylor Hill (VSFS '16) General Looks: 10 Representation of the Brand: 8

Hannah Davis (SI Cover '15) General Looks: 9 Representation of the Brand: 10 Lily Aldridge (VS Fantasy Bra '15) General Looks: 2 Representation of the Brand: 5 Carolyn Murphy ('SI Cover 05) General Looks: 9 Representation of the Brand: 10 Gisele Bündchen (VS Fantasy Bra '05) General Looks: 10 Representation of the Brand: 10 Selita Ebanks (VS Fantasy Bra '07) General Looks: 1 Representation of the Brand: 2 Yamilla Diaz-Rahi (SI Swimsuit Cover '02) General Looks: 8 Representation of the Brand: 9 Adriana Lima (VS Fantasy Bra '08) General Looks: 8 Representation of the Brand: 9 Beyonce (SI Swimsuit Cover '07) General Looks: 10 Representation of the Brand: 6 Heidi Klum (VS Fantasy Bra '99) General Looks: 3 Representation of the Brand: 8 Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (SI Swimsuit '99) General Looks: 8 Representation of the Brand: 7

Irina Shayk (SI Swimsuit Cover '11) General Looks: 9 Representation of the Brand: 10 Miranda Kerr (VS Fantasy Bra '11) General Looks: 8 Representation of the Brand: 10

Holy fuck! She looks amazing in the FLL pictures, her body has never looked better.

I am sorry but I refuse to believe this is normal, I will carry on thinking she has some disease and feel sorry for her because no rational human being would insane enough to choose to live like that o.o

This is a genuine question, does she have some sort of condition? This just cannot be normal/healthy, like... I've seen people who look like that in the Discovery Channel show about obese folks who are about to die and need surgery urgently o.o

Round 1 Aishwarya Rai - 8 Alessandra Ambrosio - 4.5 Alexandra Daddario - 6.5 Alica Schmidt - 5 Alycia Debnam Carey - 6 Round 2 Amanda Seyfried - 7 Amber Heard - 7.5 Ana De Armas - 9 Ana de la Reguera - 8.5 Andreea Diaconu - 7 Angelina Michelle - 6 Anya Taylor-Joy - 8.5 Barbara Palvin - 8 Blake Lively - 7.5 Candice Swanepoel - 8 Round 3 Carmella Rose - 7 Charlie Robertson - 6.5 Charlize Theron - 8 Cindy Crawford - 9 Clara Alonso - 7.5 Doetzen Kroes - 7 Eiza Gonzalez - 6.5 Elizabeth Olsen - 8 Elizabeth Turner - 5.5 Elsa Hosk - 10 Round 4 Emily Didonato - 9.5 Esther Exposito - 8.5 Eva Green - 7 Gal Gadot - 6.5 Grace Elizabeth - 8 Hanna Edwinson - 8.5 Hannah Ferguson - 9.5 Irina Shayk - 7 Jac Jagaciak - 9 Jasmine Tookes - 7

Adriana Lima - 10 Alina Kirchiu - 9 Anastasiya Scheglova - 1 Audrey Hepburn - 3 Chandler Bailey - 3 Dioni Tabbers - 4 Elizabeth Taylor - 4 Elle Trowbridge - 5 Grace Kelly - 10 Josie Maran - 7

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2015 was the last "great" issue and I will die on this hill, let's remember what it gave us And this is personally one of my favorite shoots SI has ever done RIP - Gone but not forgotten, SI quality shoots.

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2015, so many of those shoots I loved: The Hannah's, Nina, Irina, Emily, Solveig, Sara, Gigi, Genevieve and Rose all had amazing shoots. The entire lineup was pretty solid even though of course I wasn't a fan of every single girl. 2016 was also good but the inclusion of Ashley and Ronda Rousey -to me- represents the beginning of the decline, although Hannah Ferguson's shoot was insanely good.

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Massively underwhelmed by this but oh wel... My favorite pictures I think Danielle Herrington had the strongest shoot by far, the body is on point and I adore how she looks with the braids. The Sacramento shoot is overall the nicest, although Emily's look like it could have been from 2020. Christine is the only logical option to win the model search, shame she'll probably lose, if not her then Taylor is the only decent option but do we need another Kate Bock? Nope. ROTY should be Maggie for sure. As for the cover, I think it should have been Lais or Josephine if they wanted a new girl and if they really wanted a singer, Tinashe was the best option based on pictures.

Yeah I just saw the prices and it's gonna be a no for me, I can buy a lot of Fenty products with that

Me thinking she'd finally release a clothing line or another collab just for this to be makeup 🤡 Me being disappointed it's makeup but still considering buying the products even though I bare wear makeup 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

Because Grace is American, maybe? Also a new, young mom, first better with their new narrative than Barbara. Can't think of anything else Wonder how Jasmine, Lais, Josephine, Romee and all the girls who got the cut feel though, it's gotta suck

I actually like Kate Powers but yeah the photography this year is a mess. If I have the time and energy I will go through all the pictures tomorrow but so far the entire thing is trash lol

The model search girls... I have no words

Mate, Yu Tsai is the one that shot two these covers so he was bad and remains bad The only one shot by someone different is Megan and is actually the best one lol

Maggie, Christine, Danielle and Emily are the saving graces of this so far. I don't hate Megan or Leyna's covers but Naomi? That is a hate crime, she is actually pretty but the photoshop is just... a mess Pleasantly surprised to see Anitta, she's so chaotic and I love her Also clock the cover reveal video, Megan and Naomi already knew they were shooting the cover, I wonder the models already knew they didn't have a chance at landing the cover lol

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Megan is definitely more famous than Doja in the US, Doja I think has had more international success but SI is an American magazine so I understand why they went with Megan. I personally like Megan's music better, I rather not see any of them in the magazine but yeah, they both do look better than most of the models Savage was huge last year in the US, topped the charts for a couple of weeks I think. She also had the now iconic hot girl summer, which is now bound to be played, replayed and abused every fucking summer from now on.

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