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  1. Joe > Average
    Lily Aldridge Beauty 4.5 Sexiness 5 HFV 6 Mass Appeal 7 Likability 7 Vita Sidorkina Beauty 5 Sexiness 8 HFV 7 Mass Appeal 6 Likability 6 Emma Watson Beauty 5 Sexiness 4 HFV 1 Mass Appeal 6 Likability 6
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    Jennifer Lopez Beauty 10 big almond shaped eyes, great smile, nose, cheekbones and lips . Sexiness 10 HFV 1 her modeling skills are horrible (see ANTM level 3rd pic). Mass Appeal 10 Likability 3 good to see the childhood crush still got it, not so good to see other things... Gigi Hadid Beauty 7 Sexiness 6 HFV 4 Mass Appeal 6 Likability 1 Erin Heatherton Beauty 5 Sexiness 5.5 HFV 9 she may not be 'unique' looking by their standards, but when actually doing high fashion, her modeling skills are spot on. Mass Appeal 7 Likability 10
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    Ming Xi Beauty 9 Sexiness 6 HFV 9 Mass Appeal 6 Likability 8 Niamh Adkins Beauty 7 Sexiness 7 HFV 5 Mass Appeal 6 Likability 6 Cindy Crawford Beauty 7 Sexiness 10 HFV 6 Mass Appeal 10 Likability 10
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    Nadine Leopold Beauty 5.5 Sexiness 9 HFV 5 Mass Appeal 6 Likability 5 Megan Fox Beauty 10 if for back in the day. Sexiness 10 any day. Super quirky with all-American phone sex voice . HFV 5 Mass Appeal 9 Likability 9 Katheryn Winnick Beauty 5 Sexiness 7 HFV 5 Mass Appeal 9 everyone loves Canadian Vikings who are in touch with their emotions . Likability 10
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    Marie Avgeropoulos Beauty 5 Sexiness 6 HFV 4 Mass Appeal 6 Name 10 Likability 6 Constance Jablonski Beauty 5 Sexiness 7 HFV 8 Mass Appeal 6 Likability 6 Sara Sampaio Beauty 9 - great hair and skin too . Sexiness 10 well, she'd most likely not buy her own drinks at a bar... HFV 6 Mass Appeal 9 Likability 9
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    Elyse Knowles [8] Anna Mila Guyenz [4]
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    Who's belly is that at the top of the page?

    1. ILUVAdrianaLima

      ILUVAdrianaLima

      Oh, that is Barbara Palvin. That was before we knew she was in SI and that was a teaser clue shot SI gave us and we knew it was her before they announced it :p

  8. Joe > Average

    I should probably get a warning for even thinking of posting that Xiao looks 'reary reary ' young :mellow:  .

    1. PrettyDeadThings

      PrettyDeadThings

      LMAO I thought the same thing and was rather bothered by it.

  9. Joe > Average
    Izabel Goulart Beauty: 4.5 Sexiness: 6 HFV: 6 Mass Appeal: 5.5 Likability: 8 Alexandra Daddario Beauty: 5.5 Sexiness: 7 HFV: 6 Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 6.5 Veronica Varekova Beauty: 7 Sexiness: 10 sexy without trying too hard. HFV: 6 Mass Appeal: 7 Likability: 9
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    Gal Gadot Beauty: 9.5 solid from all angles. Really like the eyes, nose, lips and smile. Sexiness: 10 HFV: 6 Mass Appeal: 6 liked her in Date Night. Likability: 7 Elyse Taylor Beauty: 5 Sexiness: 5 HFV: 5 Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 6 Emily Didonato Beauty: 8 she looks like she's under hypnosis in the second pic . Sexiness: 5.5 HFV: 3 Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 7
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    Taylor Hill Beauty 9.5 Sexiness 8 HFV 9.5 Mass Appeal 10 Likability 10 Marloes Horst Beauty 7 Sexiness 10 HFV 7 Mass Appeal 8 Likability 8 Megan Williams Beauty 6.5 Sexiness 8 HFV 5 Mass Appeal 7 Likability 7
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    Natasha Barnard Beauty: 7 Sexiness: 9 HFV: 5 Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 8 she takes really nice wildlife pictures. I actually found out later that she was a model . Sofia Vegara Beauty: 7 Sexiness: 10 HFV: 1 Mass Appeal: 10 highest paid woman in television I think. Likability: 10 hot and funny . Adriana Lima Beauty: 9.5 Sexiness: 10 I would say an easy 10 with a sexy voice, but I haven't heard most of them talk. There's also this picture of her eating a watermelon that is just unreal . HFV: 7 Mass Appeal: 8 Likability: 9
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    Bar Ale
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    Hailey Clauson Beauty: 9 Sexiness: 10 a rare one like Swanepoel who can pull off cute and different types of sexy. HFV: 9 also a high commercial model. Mass Appeal: 10 Likability: 10 go Hailey, go ! Lindsay Ellingson Beauty: 6 Sexiness: 5 HFV: 6.5 it utilized her eyes better. Mass Appeal: 7 Likability: 7 Lana Zakocela Beauty: 9 Sexiness: 10 another effortlessly sensual one. HFV: 6.5 Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 8
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    Catrinel Menghia Beauty: 9 Sexiness: 10 a candidate for sexiest model ever in my book. She excels in both fetish woman type hotness, regal woman hotness and best of all can do it without coming off as trying too hard. The hot voice and flexibility don't hurt. HFV: 6 the connection with the camera is there, but the variety in the work and template isn't . Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 10 Sophie Turner Beauty: 6 Sexiness: 4.5 HFV: 5 Mass Appeal: 7 Likability: 5 Maryna Linchuk Beauty: 6 Sexiness: 8.5 HFV: 10 extremely versatile . Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 9
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    I guess I shouldn't be surprised that she looks amazing in football gear since the same is true for anything else .
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    Karlie Anne
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    Emily Ratajkowski Beauty: 8 she's really pretty when she's relaxing her face instead of doing the 'come and get it' face. Sexiness: 10 HFV: 6 her nude work is actually high fashion and the poses are ironically more elegant than the swimsuit ones. Aside from that, I think its her better work because she relaxes her face more. Mass Appeal: 9 Likability: 10 Clara Alonso Beauty: 5.5 Sexiness: 6 HFV: 5 Mass Appeal: 8 Likability: 7 Karlie Kloss Beauty: 8 Sexiness: 5 she was almost sexy in this commercial one time. HFV: 9 Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 6
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    KK KK *edit* I almost posted KKK . Solid win for both though.
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    Kate Upton Beauty: 7 Sexiness: 10 HFV: 4 Mass Appeal: 10 Likability: 10 Lyndsy Fonseca Beauty: 6 Sexiness: 5.5 HFV: 5 Mass Appeal: 9 Likability: 10 Heidi Klum Beauty: 5.5 Sexiness: 8 HFV: 5 Mass Appeal: 7 Likability: 6 she can be funny, but I don't know...that VS gif with her staring straight ahead and not moving .
  22. Joe > Average
    Wow, this Rhoda thing is uncanny even to the eyebrows . She's definitely worth a tribute though. She's one of the ones that brought a lot of the fire and intensity she had in high fashion to her commercial work even.
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    Selena Gomez Beauty: 7.5 Sexiness: 4 HFV: 4 Mass Appeal: 9 Likability: 5 Natalie Morris Beauty: 8.5 - somewhat of a Miss Kentucky vibe, but pretty anyway. Sexiness: 8 HFV: 5.5 Mass Appeal: 6 Likability: 5 Jessica Stam Beauty: 7 Sexiness: 6 HFV: 10 Mass Appeal: 5 Likability: 10
  24. Joe > Average

    Just curious (since it would be edited from the general forum), what did you think about Bruce Jenner becoming a woman? When the Enquirer broke the story, no one believed it, but they say that its been in the works for years.

  25. Joe > Average

    Its kindof funny that people still refer to Lemmy as a pioneer of speed metal when he always said that they weren't speed metal, but punk :mellow: .

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    2. Stormbringer

      Stormbringer

      Oh yes, I've seen many times both Van Halen and Led Zeppelin to be classified as Metal... Which they definitely aren't; as you say, what they are is Hard Rock. There's too much Blues and Rock n' Roll in their music for it to be Metal.
      And about Black Sabbath, I actually have troubles considering their first era as Heavy Metal, though all the foundations are there. Once Dio came in I think they can be classified as such, but as for Ozzy's time I feel more comfortable calling it Hard Rock too, even though it gets really heavy. Again, there's a lot of Blues still in there.

    3. Joe > Average

      Joe > Average

      The Blues was definitely huge with those early English bands. Strangely enough, Marlilyn Manson had some Blues on his recent album :mellow:  . Another hotly debated one is whether 'Helter Skelter" is metal or not. My general idea though is the Shakespeare saying, 'a rose by any other name...' One I'm not sure about is Kansas and Foreigner though. Obviously not metal and no one would say they were, but they seem to hard for soft rock too. I'm thinking Kansas may be on the progressive end and Foreigner seems like Hard Rock early on and went as far as pop at some point.

    4. Stormbringer

      Stormbringer

      Oh I'm mostly ignorant about Marilyn Manson. I've listened very little of his music :ninja: 

      About Helter Skelter I definitely don't call it Metal, though it is indeed a pioneer song that one of the genre's founding stones. But to me is Hard Rock.
      And I don't how to call Kansas and Foreigner either lol. Kansas is definitely more close to progressive, but I always found Foreigner to be so dull :ninja: Kinda Hard Rock-wannabe but too soft in the end, and way too pop for my liking.

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