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Joe > Average

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  1. From those: 3, but I'm disappointed! Well, I could add a little something . I wasn't going to mention this subject actually, but I guess I'll just put all my cards on the table. Final Thought (previous few rounds) Bacon is awesome. I won't even do the to each their own on that one. Let me say it again, bacon is awesome. Aside from being filling, bacon is everything a meat should be. Bacon is so good it almost doesn't seem fair. Why can't vegetables be so magnificent? Love at first sight is undeniably real in my eyes. I loved bacon at first sight. Bacon smells great and tastes even better. Sometimes a movie may not be as good as advertised or a lover may just kindof get hers and roll over and go to sleep before you're even halfway done, but bacon never disappoints. Bacon rises to all occassions large or small. Bacon can be best actor or best supporting actor. I've had bacon on everything from pizza to burgers and loved every second of it. One day though, I met a special friend. A living friend this time. A pig friend. At my friend's dad's farm I crossed paths with the cuttest little pig you ever did see. I called him Piggy. The first time I saw him I tried to ignore him, but the next few times I noticed that he recognized me somehow in his own piggy way. It came to be that as I made this new friend, I said goodbye to an older friend (bacon). I haven't had bacon in quite awhile now, but thinking about Piggy, it didn't seem like that much of a loss at all. Piggy never asked for much, never humped my leg, never made much ado about nothing, just was an easy going lovable guy and I loved him for it. Well, getting the call last night that Piggy died of a smake bite was hard . It seems easy to make fun of others that find strange relationships with non-domestic animals, but we seem to never know how easy it is until its us I guess. Afterward I saw a scrumptious bacon burger and I'm not gon lie, my mouth watered a little bit. Heck, I was all but aroused for lack of better words, but thinking about Piggy's friendly little pig face I just turned away. Would it have been betrayal to eat that juicy bacon burger? Maybe, maybe not. Could it be that he felt that I had abandoned him by not being there when it mattered most? Maybe, maybe not. Could it be he expected me to buy him and take him away from it all? Maybe, maybe not. Could it be that there was no snake and my friend just made that up because he thought the knowledge that he just got processed like all the others would have been too much for me? Who knows. But either way, pigs don't live forever I guess, but Piggy's memory lives on through me always I guess . I'm Joe and that's my final thought .
  2. Go Berno, go !!!
  3. Well, I was expecting to just casually make fun of it and not get into it . But I bet that's true in the vein of the kind of people you're probably talking about (the making a big deal about the fact that it isn't a History Channel production just for the heck of it) but on the other side, I don't think anyone has a problem with the monsters and no breastplates ect. but it seems to me the main issue was the cleaning up the image of one side (Spartans) to make the villainous nature of the other side (Persians) seem more pronounced. For example the fact that the Persians used slaves was used a lot as a criticism from the Spartans whereas the Spartans themselves used slaves. And the Persians were described by them as sexual deviants whereas pedophilia was widely practiced among the Spartans. And though creative license gives you freedom with your comic books and movies, since you're dealing with cultures that still exist today its understandable I think for some Iranians to have a problem with it. Much like in some Westerns how 'Indians' are portrayed as the villains in a one sided kind of way and other Westerns take creative license of course, but at least portray a more balanced perspective at the same time. But other than that, it brought the story itself to the attention to some who never even knew about it and caused them to likely look it up and learn ect. so a good time all in all . And yes, Pterodactyl was quite nice indeed .
  4. One of the loveliest models around and winter warmth too .
  5. Is the Cataclysm the WOW movie ?
  6. Wanda Hendrix x5 2.5 Each - Carole kindof frightens me :| , but she is interresting . Brigitte Bardot x2, Veronica Lake x1 - my first time seeing both of Veronica's eyes...definitely one of the most stylish actresses . 2.5 Each
  7. Lips: 8 Smile: 7 Hair: 6 Eyes: 7 Nose: 9 Abs: 10 Cleavage: 6 Butt: 5 Legs: 8
  8. Tyra x5 Stam x5
  9. Summer Glau x1, Freida Pinto x2 Liv Tyler x1, Kelly Brook x2 1.5 Each Ashley Judd x3 Monica Bellucci x3 Angelina Jolie x3 1.5 Each Rose Byrne x3 - the other one kindof scares me for some reason, sorry .
  10. Isabella x5
  11. Wow, I went in to edit and it has her name in the spot, but I still see all those height, stats ect. as the title :| . What did you do :| ?
  12. Threads Merged . Though we are aware that many sites practice this, on Bellazon we do not start threads for pic requests, photoshoots, appearances ect. but put all like things in said person's general thread.
  13. NFL

    Joe > Average replied to Capt Snow's topic in Sports
    Woa, Vick is playing like a video game out there :| . Highest quarterback rating in the league before the game and now biggest first quarter lead in NFL history and first quarterback in NFL history to have 300+ passing yards, 50+ rushing yards, 4+ passing TDs and 2+ rushing TDs in the same game and all with no turnovers and well before the 4th quarter.
  14. Lips: 5 Smile: 6 Hair: 6 Eyes: 5 Nose: 6 Abs: 10 Cleavage: 7 Butt: 6 Legs: 7
  15. Ironically I came here to start this thread and here it is . Good lookin' out (Y) ! Do historically inaccurate war films with spray on abs qualify ? If so...
  16. I thought the same with the . You did it again .
  17. Nice and thanks all, nice stuff . Woa :shock: :shock: :shock: ....
  18. Very sensual . Lips: 9 Smile: 6 Hair: 6 Eyes: 8 Nose: 8 Abs: 10 Cleavage: 5 Butt: 5 - "I'm every booty...." Love her back though . Legs: 7
  19. Lips: 7 Smile: 6 Hair: 6 Eyes: 6 Nose: 7 Abs: 10 Clevage: 6 Butt: 5 Legs: 7 Sensual .
  20. I would think there would be more since there's a couple I don't remember seeing in comps in general, but I guess that means you're off to a good start .

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