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I was going to say Jade** - but she keeps saying such pointlessly negative things about Behati, when she needn't say anything at all... But for me it's Eniko Mihalik - she has such a curious face, though the more I look at it the more intrigued I am. Such wistful features and a quicksilver body.

^I was wondering if you'd abandoned them... Bring back your RQ magic!

Yfke - The way I like a skirt. Dewi - This is exactly what would be on the cover of a Playboy issue that Fred Flintsone was flicking through as he sat on his coprophiliac-dinosaur toilet, whilst Wilma was out. And you all know it! Oluchi - Kind of dumb, kind of valiant! Michelle - Boring... Carmen - Skirt length good (see above), but verging on the wedding cake. And what's with her waist there? It looks like she's swivel-action!!!

From a retrospective of the photographer Simon Emmett. Second one not really nudie (you have to try very hard!), but I'm erring on the side of caution: *

Young Gangan No.06, Mar '10:

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Did you miss me!

Hmmm... Now Britain's Poet Laureate (honorary poet for State occasions, currently Carol Ann Duffy) pens an ode to Beckham. See what I mean Frederick? Ho hum. Achilles (for David Beckham) Myth's river- where his mother dipped him, fished him, a slippery golden boyflowed on, his name on its lips. Without him, it was prophesised, they would not take Troy. Women hid him, concealed him in girls' sarongs; days of sweetmeats, spices, silver songs... but when Odysseus came, with an athlete's build, a sword and a shield, he followed him to the battlefield, the crowd's roar, and it was sport, not war, his charmed foot on the ball... but then his heel, his heel, his heel... You see what she did there? He's, like, Achilles - and it was his 'achilles' tendon that's done him over... Wish I'd thought of that! Here's mine: David married Posh Then Rebecca had a nosh His haircuts were all tosh And his achilles went Kibosh Golly gosh Now where's my 10 shillings and barrel of brandy? That's poetry magic, that. <_<

^Let us just remember the good times!

Part 3:

Argentina's premier lesbian power-couple:

I'll stick with the syphilitic burger, if it's all the same to you... :yuckky:

Heralding the imminent arrival of the new VS/MLB bunk-up...

In knee-high socks, and a cameo from Park Eun Kyun - what's not to like?

If you don't already have it under consideration, I would like to nominate Cary Grant & Grace Kelly in To Catch A Thief. Most stylish picnic ever...

??? SURELY NOW

^Oh, so he's the outside (Bellazon) world's' Adriana Lima!

Ooh, Ariel - in a little sea-shell bra? And Maleficent, scariest lady in my youth outside the school principal.

^Does Steve Bruce count? I like to describe this look as gnarled old dyke in prison.

^He is a 'good egg', yes. I don't think he's responsible for the ridiculous sycophancy afforded him by the UK media... I've only been here 2 months - and it's already annoyed me though. How do you do it? Love the Paul Whitehouse stuff too. (Y)

^I wouldn't think about her in that way...

^That all said, you've still got to look forward to it. For Michael*: And another!

How true. How profound. How utterly inane. ^I saw that too. Utterly!Farewell then, David Beckham. But this 'script' is the idiotic invention of the media (and, largely, not even the sports media). Since I've been visiting the UK I've become incensed by how he's reported on - and that's even more so than whatever opinion I've had on him since the '98 and '02 World Cup Finals! <_< The AC Milan/Man Utd. game(s) was touted as being BECKHAM vs. FERGUSON with (as it turned out) scant regard to any of the 22 people actually on the pitch, or poor old Leonardo (who, presumably, was incapable of managing the team on his own in this 'battle of wits'). And now poor old England too, bereft of their 'star'. Is it worth them bothering to turn up in South Africa? The way it's being handled here suggests not. That he was the only player worthy to go - the only automatic choice. Infact I read tonight that they should still take him anyway - even if his foot's in plaster because 'he's such a talisman'?!?! What exactly do they expect him to do? If I was Shaun Wright-Phillips or Peter Crouch, say, I'd be mightily pissed off about that "automatic" selection... Surely David would be better utilised in his ongoing efforts to cure all diseases, rescue stray pets, and save all the starving people in the world (starting with his wife, I suppose) that the UK media seem to foist on his shoulders every time they report on him. He was a very good footballer, he still is a decent one - but my lord - just because he also happens to be good-looking and married to a Spice Girl doesn't make him anything more than that. It's just a lazy way to get people who aren't interested in football (women, mainly) somehow involved. Ooh, David Beckham! Though it is a more likely scenario than Ooh, John Terry!!! Even given our predilection in Argentina to suggest everything revolves around El Diez, and with having Lionel Messi in that position at the moment too (heck - even when we had Maradona) we would still concede that there were 10 other players in the team. A fact that seems to have escaped most of the commentators in the UK! I wish him well though. Achilles tendon - Ouch!

^Uh-uh! But, again, I can see where you're coming from...