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Apparently there's a team of scientists studying her genes to try to work out how she does it...

I do find it odd that Cameron Hammond is so coy with the nipples, yet loves a graphic close-up cameltoe shot.

I hope VS pays her a lot, because they photograph her like she's someone's grandmother.

Talented and quite insanely beautiful. I assume that the only reason her career hasn't been absolutely massive is that she didn't want it.

I know next to nothing about this girl, except that her rack makes me glad to be alive. But she has a perfect right to create and sell her own pictures. And because they're hers, she has a perfect right to stop them being pirated. The internet encourages people to believe that whatever is online is up for grabs, but that's not how the law works.

If I looked like her, so would I.

I got excited for a second there. I thought it said "Boobstore".

Hard to see how the gene pool won’t be improved by more of her DNA.

Anyone got the 5Eleven shoot?

What do they do with the rest of the camel?

Why is everyone so obsessed with VS? It's a tacky brand and the whole "wings" thing is ridiculous. Plenty of models have great careers without having to pretend it's super-exciting to be allowed to wear stupid wings.

I believe there’s an English bird called a blue tit, which I somehow just remembered.

Wow.

She's an intelligent girl, and she's right to speak out.

Classy girl meets tacky product.

She has extraordinary teeth. Not a typo.

It's as if she thinks if she takes her top off often enough I'll forget about her tax conviction. Actually, she's onto something....

Oh, leave her alone. She's quite astonishingly pretty and occasionally takes her clothes off, thereby satisfying 100% of my requirements of a model. What next? Criticising Kate Moss for her views on neo-liberalism?

I think she must see the same surgeon as Steve Tyler - they look more and more like each other.

She has the most impressive chest ever to come out of Belgium. I mean, the previous holder of that title was Jean-Claude Van Damme, but still...

Wasn't someone here calling her "boring"? I could use a lot more boredom like this.

She blows everyone else out of the water.

Well, they did, but that picture makes them look silly. But if she's happy - right?

SI is weird. It's like they only have one set of nipples, and they need to decide who gets them each year. "Hey guys, who gets the nipples this year"? "Aaah... give 'em to Haley." Anyway, good call.