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I got excited for a second there. I thought it said "Boobstore".

Hard to see how the gene pool won’t be improved by more of her DNA.

Anyone got the 5Eleven shoot?

What do they do with the rest of the camel?

Why is everyone so obsessed with VS? It's a tacky brand and the whole "wings" thing is ridiculous. Plenty of models have great careers without having to pretend it's super-exciting to be allowed to wear stupid wings.

I believe there’s an English bird called a blue tit, which I somehow just remembered.

Wow.

She's an intelligent girl, and she's right to speak out.

Classy girl meets tacky product.

She has extraordinary teeth. Not a typo.

It's as if she thinks if she takes her top off often enough I'll forget about her tax conviction. Actually, she's onto something....

Oh, leave her alone. She's quite astonishingly pretty and occasionally takes her clothes off, thereby satisfying 100% of my requirements of a model. What next? Criticising Kate Moss for her views on neo-liberalism?

I think she must see the same surgeon as Steve Tyler - they look more and more like each other.

She has the most impressive chest ever to come out of Belgium. I mean, the previous holder of that title was Jean-Claude Van Damme, but still...

Wasn't someone here calling her "boring"? I could use a lot more boredom like this.

She blows everyone else out of the water.

Well, they did, but that picture makes them look silly. But if she's happy - right?

SI is weird. It's like they only have one set of nipples, and they need to decide who gets them each year. "Hey guys, who gets the nipples this year"? "Aaah... give 'em to Haley." Anyway, good call.

She's a pretty girl, her SI photos are just fine, and it puzzles me that people here seem to begrudge her success. I do miss the days when SI allowed her to have nipples, though.

It's strange. There isn't a thing about this girl you'd want to change, yet her career is underwhelming. Hard to follow.

If you "always wondered", then you obviously haven't seen all that many natural breasts.

One day I'll understand, maybe, why pretty girls mess up their faces with plastic surgery. She looked great. Now she looks like Rose McGowan had a stroke.

You're confusing her with Catrina Skank.

How do you get that job as the bra-adjuster? Just asking for a friend....