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"You look like you have your hands full there, ma'am, would you like some assistance?"

I met a Miss Universe once. She was dumb as a stump and her talent was wearing a swimsuit. Other pageants are, I understand, more demanding.

I won't tell her about bras if you don't....

She seems like a thoughtful girl. She's studying at University. It can't be easy being a model, and being good at it, but also hating the way in which many people objectify you. Context matters. You can do a lingerie shoot, in which you're paid to make the clothes look good, and that's very different to those same photos being leered over in a different context. So I agree that she's walking a very, very fine line, but I also have a lot of sympathy for her position.

She's a beautiful girl with a lovely body who projects a delightful, sunny personality. On the other hand, whoever did her implants is a hack.

Ok, she wins the internet today...

I'm guessing you guys are all American, right? Why are Americans so uptight about nipples? The rest of the world has no difficulty with the concept that a woman can be a lovely, sweet, decent person and have her nipples photographed occasionally.

I'm happy now.

I don't know the girl at all, but my impression is that her attitudes are quite European, in which case she probably isn't remotely bothered by SI.

Stop banging on about her age. She works in a business that discriminates against people who aren't super-young: if she tries to even the odds, so what? Her age is smoking hot, that's what matters.

Actually, "Ekaterina Boki" is Russian for "Kate Bock"

It really shouldn't be possible to be this beautiful.

Um... because she has nothing at all to do with the movie industry?

It remains as true as it always was, that the easiest way to bag yourself a model is to be very, very rich.

My Spanish is lousy too, but based on the contents of the movie, I believe that Gitano probably means something like, "Mother of God, they're huge!"

I have seen Gitano. It's a lousy movie. In which Laetitia looks absolutely epic.

She believes in God. I'm not quite as sure as she is, but if he's up there he's got quite the sense of humour. "Let's see, I'll create a very beautiful woman, and I'll arrange the universe so that she works as a model. But I'll make her a believer, so she'll keep the goods under wraps, and that will drive the sinners crazy!"

This woman is phenomenal. It's the way she flits between innocence and sexiness.

There is a god...

What it tells you is that the photos were staged.

Apparently there's a team of scientists studying her genes to try to work out how she does it...

I do find it odd that Cameron Hammond is so coy with the nipples, yet loves a graphic close-up cameltoe shot.

I hope VS pays her a lot, because they photograph her like she's someone's grandmother.

Talented and quite insanely beautiful. I assume that the only reason her career hasn't been absolutely massive is that she didn't want it.

I know next to nothing about this girl, except that her rack makes me glad to be alive. But she has a perfect right to create and sell her own pictures. And because they're hers, she has a perfect right to stop them being pirated. The internet encourages people to believe that whatever is online is up for grabs, but that's not how the law works.