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She's amazing.

What an incredible face.

These latest ones have a kind of Playboy 1973 vibe to them. Although in Playboy in 1973, the young lady always had a small forest of bush...

Superb. I'm obsessed.

We just don't see enough of them. Er, I mean, her.

Well, they're perfect. I mean, all of her is nice. But they're perfect.

"You look like you have your hands full there, ma'am, would you like some assistance?"

I met a Miss Universe once. She was dumb as a stump and her talent was wearing a swimsuit. Other pageants are, I understand, more demanding.

I won't tell her about bras if you don't....

She seems like a thoughtful girl. She's studying at University. It can't be easy being a model, and being good at it, but also hating the way in which many people objectify you. Context matters. You can do a lingerie shoot, in which you're paid to make the clothes look good, and that's very different to those same photos being leered over in a different context. So I agree that she's walking a very, very fine line, but I also have a lot of sympathy for her position.

She's a beautiful girl with a lovely body who projects a delightful, sunny personality. On the other hand, whoever did her implants is a hack.

Ok, she wins the internet today...

I'm guessing you guys are all American, right? Why are Americans so uptight about nipples? The rest of the world has no difficulty with the concept that a woman can be a lovely, sweet, decent person and have her nipples photographed occasionally.

I'm happy now.

I don't know the girl at all, but my impression is that her attitudes are quite European, in which case she probably isn't remotely bothered by SI.

Stop banging on about her age. She works in a business that discriminates against people who aren't super-young: if she tries to even the odds, so what? Her age is smoking hot, that's what matters.

Actually, "Ekaterina Boki" is Russian for "Kate Bock"

It really shouldn't be possible to be this beautiful.

Um... because she has nothing at all to do with the movie industry?

It remains as true as it always was, that the easiest way to bag yourself a model is to be very, very rich.

My Spanish is lousy too, but based on the contents of the movie, I believe that Gitano probably means something like, "Mother of God, they're huge!"

I have seen Gitano. It's a lousy movie. In which Laetitia looks absolutely epic.

She believes in God. I'm not quite as sure as she is, but if he's up there he's got quite the sense of humour. "Let's see, I'll create a very beautiful woman, and I'll arrange the universe so that she works as a model. But I'll make her a believer, so she'll keep the goods under wraps, and that will drive the sinners crazy!"

This woman is phenomenal. It's the way she flits between innocence and sexiness.

There is a god...