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If you're looking at the tattoos, your eyes are pointing in the wrong direction...

"If you can't see my boobs, you probably need these glasses."

"seen out in Milan Italy february 28 2025" Why, so they are!

Impressive, if true.

Stunning

You do know that photos don't need to be published at the same time as they're taken? I imagine if she wants to keep her Series going, she has some backups saved.

Call me shallow, but I'd rather be Hummels than Rodri.

She has a chest that can't quite be subdued by just one bikini...

Amazing woman, but really belongs under "Actresses", right?

She has such a mournful expression here. She looks like she's really, really sorry that she lost her shirt.

No, but if she drinks like that she might be legless...

She's a 39 year old model with a family and no need to work. I suspect she is as interested in a "comeback" as I am in being appointed chief parking inspector in Kabul.

The internet didn't abolish copyright law. Some people behave as though it did, but it didn't.

Nice workout, but I miss her old Pilates top...

The age difference is their business. Mind you, if I were him, I'd never leave the house...

She's amazing. Hammond is odd - obsessively deleting nipples, yet lingering on the close-up crotch shots. Who does that? One for the Freudians out there.

"Adora Swim..."? I mean, has anyone ever seen her actually swim? It's more like Adora Sit By The Pool. Not that I'm complaining...

Somehow I never get invited to these shirt-optional events.

Kate in the morning, Kate at night-time... it's Bock Around the Clock!

(Reminds himself: "this is a forum about fashion, not tits. This is a forum about fashion...")

It's no secret what her nipples look like. But I don't really understand the thought process. Why take nudes only to wreck them by sticking white dots on them? Surely if you're offended by nipples the answer is... don't shoot nudes?

You guys should become photographers....

Censoring Heidi's nipples is crazy. There are tribes in the Amazon who have never seen a white man who have seen Heidi's nipples.

I assume by "actual model" you mean high fashion catwalk model. But who wants to see swimwear and lingerie being modelled by a five foot ten stick insect? "actual models" come in all shapes and sizes and to describe Nicola as "thick" is absurd.

Anyone got an indecent version?