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This is being described as a wardrobe malfunction, but it's quite obviously a wardrobe function - she's wearing that dress because she wants you to see her tits. All power to her.

And yet, one should never be ungrateful for epic tits...

I guess she's perfect if you like golf and tits. I'm not that crazy about golf, though.

If you think breasts like that occur in nature, someone needs to take you aside for a good, long talk...

If he breaks up with Nicola, what he needs for Christmas is a brain.

Agreed. His signature is the ultra-close up on the crotch, which is a little odd. Mind you, I want his out-takes.

She wants you to notice a couple of things...

My father said to stay away from fast women...

Pretty girl. She seems to get married a lot.

Yes, she's beautiful, but her swimwear strikes me as a perfect fit for a 16 year old boy!

You know what, if she took her top off, I'd probably still look at her face - it's amazing.

How do you get this job?

I've seen it, and can confirm that she still has two breasts and one butt.

No-one could pronounce her name! if she'd been called "Smith" (or "Upton") everyone would know who she was.

I miss her old yoga top, though...

Those tennis shots... can't decide whether to lob or smash...

Those look awfully heavy, miss - can I give you a hand?

Belle poitrine

She's phenomenal.

Don't know who the guy is, but he's certainly got the bigger rack.

This is Melanie Ivanhoe. Australian model.

Oh, I could have told you that. I knew her a little when we were at school. She was (I think) a contract model for Dolly and did some work in Japan, like many Australian girls at the time. Random fun fact: her brother became a Qantas pilot.

Hailey Clauson looks miserable. Possibly because someone seems to have taken her nipples away for the shoot.

That face...

She was so remarkably beautiful that I tend to forget that she was best known in Australia for an ad that suggested she allowed an anteater to perform a certain service on her that one wouldn't normally expect of an anteater...