Everything posted by snort
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Stephanie Rose Bertram
The "Zone of Interest" is marked with an "X".
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Leni Klum
Pretty girl. Imagine how hot she'd be if she had big boobs.
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Alyssa Sutherland
God, she's even hot as a zombie...
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Natalie Jayne Roser
It's actually the law, people: copyright is a real thing, no matter how hard the internet tries to pretend otherwise.
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Natalie Jayne Roser
For some reason, the word "buoy" comes to mind...
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Nicola Cavanis
A man who is bored with Nicola is bored with life.
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Kelly Gale
They're normally big white dots? Gee...
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Kelly Gale
Weirdest nipple ever.
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Kelly Gale
The bathtub photo is clear evidence of either implants or photoshop. Which is no one's business but hers, but if you believe that that shape occurs in nature, someone needs to teach you how breasts work.
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Kate Bock
I'm no fan of SI but could happily handle ten more years of Kate.
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Margaux Brazhnyk
Stunning woman. No wonder she gets married so often.
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Helena Christensen
Where do you apply for that job?
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Kelly Gale
Those are hard-working bubbles...
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Emily Deyt-Aysage
I think of her as Emily Greyt-Cleavage.
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Roosmarijn de Kok
She's a beautiful woman, but isn't it time to move her from "Fashion Models" to "Women who hang around all day taking selfies"?
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Candice Swanepoel
She seems determined to be as lean as possible, and that results in a reduction in breast size. My own view is that she (and they) looked better before; but it's also my view that she's absolutely entitled to look how she wants, so good luck to her.
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Natalie Jayne Roser
Let's see now: one, two... yep, both still there.
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Candice Swanepoel
The devil supplies botox? Who knew?
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Isabelle Mathers
Poor girl. I hope they gave her nipples back after the shoot.
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Leni Klum
This sounds too much like Ron Burgundy. "It's the pants! It's the pleats!"
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Leni Klum
I knew this would happen. Someone has put her on a diet and she's getting all skinny. She's still stunning, and if she likes this, great, but say goodbye to one of the finest natural chests of our time...
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Natalie Jayne Roser
The new one's arty. Which is nice if you like art, but not so good if you're there for the tits.
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Romy Schneider
It took her a long time to grow into her looks, and then she aged very rapidly, but in between she was startlingly beautiful.
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Leni Klum
Honestly, when I see that photo, I also think of a four letter word starting with "t" and ending in "s", but it certainly isn't "toes".
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Nicola Cavanis
If you look really hard, you'll see that her ears stick out just a little. I mention this only because, otherwise, she is objectively perfect.