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The devil supplies botox? Who knew?
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Poor girl. I hope they gave her nipples back after the shoot.
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This sounds too much like Ron Burgundy. "It's the pants! It's the pleats!"
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I knew this would happen. Someone has put her on a diet and she's getting all skinny. She's still stunning, and if she likes this, great, but say goodbye to one of the finest natural chests of our time...
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The new one's arty. Which is nice if you like art, but not so good if you're there for the tits.
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It took her a long time to grow into her looks, and then she aged very rapidly, but in between she was startlingly beautiful.
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Honestly, when I see that photo, I also think of a four letter word starting with "t" and ending in "s", but it certainly isn't "toes".
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If you look really hard, you'll see that her ears stick out just a little. I mention this only because, otherwise, she is objectively perfect.
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This is being described as a wardrobe malfunction, but it's quite obviously a wardrobe function - she's wearing that dress because she wants you to see her tits. All power to her.
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And yet, one should never be ungrateful for epic tits...
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I guess she's perfect if you like golf and tits. I'm not that crazy about golf, though.
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If you think breasts like that occur in nature, someone needs to take you aside for a good, long talk...
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If he breaks up with Nicola, what he needs for Christmas is a brain.
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Agreed. His signature is the ultra-close up on the crotch, which is a little odd. Mind you, I want his out-takes.
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She wants you to notice a couple of things...
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My father said to stay away from fast women...
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Pretty girl. She seems to get married a lot.
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Yes, she's beautiful, but her swimwear strikes me as a perfect fit for a 16 year old boy!
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You know what, if she took her top off, I'd probably still look at her face - it's amazing.
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How do you get this job?
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I've seen it, and can confirm that she still has two breasts and one butt.
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No-one could pronounce her name! if she'd been called "Smith" (or "Upton") everyone would know who she was.
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I miss her old yoga top, though...
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Those tennis shots... can't decide whether to lob or smash...
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Those look awfully heavy, miss - can I give you a hand?