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This sounds too much like Ron Burgundy. "It's the pants! It's the pleats!"

I knew this would happen. Someone has put her on a diet and she's getting all skinny. She's still stunning, and if she likes this, great, but say goodbye to one of the finest natural chests of our time...

The new one's arty. Which is nice if you like art, but not so good if you're there for the tits.

It took her a long time to grow into her looks, and then she aged very rapidly, but in between she was startlingly beautiful.

Honestly, when I see that photo, I also think of a four letter word starting with "t" and ending in "s", but it certainly isn't "toes".

If you look really hard, you'll see that her ears stick out just a little. I mention this only because, otherwise, she is objectively perfect.

This is being described as a wardrobe malfunction, but it's quite obviously a wardrobe function - she's wearing that dress because she wants you to see her tits. All power to her.

And yet, one should never be ungrateful for epic tits...

I guess she's perfect if you like golf and tits. I'm not that crazy about golf, though.

If you think breasts like that occur in nature, someone needs to take you aside for a good, long talk...

If he breaks up with Nicola, what he needs for Christmas is a brain.

Agreed. His signature is the ultra-close up on the crotch, which is a little odd. Mind you, I want his out-takes.

She wants you to notice a couple of things...

My father said to stay away from fast women...

Pretty girl. She seems to get married a lot.

Yes, she's beautiful, but her swimwear strikes me as a perfect fit for a 16 year old boy!

You know what, if she took her top off, I'd probably still look at her face - it's amazing.

How do you get this job?

I've seen it, and can confirm that she still has two breasts and one butt.

No-one could pronounce her name! if she'd been called "Smith" (or "Upton") everyone would know who she was.

I miss her old yoga top, though...

Those tennis shots... can't decide whether to lob or smash...

Those look awfully heavy, miss - can I give you a hand?

Belle poitrine

She's phenomenal.