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AngelThump

A land-whale... a land whale who might walk in Miami for SI's new swimsuit line Give it enough time and MJ is going to begin shopping for "models" at Walmart, and the only prerequisite to be in the magazine will be just how much donkey booty you can bring to the issue.

SI has been a shit-show for years... I love your optimism tho

Are you talking about Cannibal Holocaust?

I got you fam. You are loved

Found a better model

Biggest group of cry babies I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. Holy fucking shit BabyRage is real.

That makes it even funnier I had no idea she talked shit...

I bought some new clothing & shoes (50's retro and goth)

Josie Maran Cosmetics

O.o that doesn't look like it's going to keep the rain off you. Maybe it's a North America thing but this is an umbrella keeps the water off you, while the parasol helps to keep the sun off you.. I have another 30 parasols and don't leave home without one. Parasol ..... Umbrella ..... Umbrella..... Parasol

I bought my mom a new swimsuit

Glen always and forever

That's a parasol

Victoria's Secret Angels getting skinnier as other lingerie brands push 'normal' figures?

+adds and bigger

Can never have enough Halloween in your house

REKT

@Sanni I think you've seen the pictures (I'll post them just in case), but Jo has the least most symmetrical face, so she's often called "Two Faced" as a joke. I just thought it was hilarious that she's covering one side of her face. Example: