I'm a part of the "Real American" crew then. My biological grandmother was half Native, and her mother full, that makes me an 8th native (which is actually fairly rare in the USA nowadays, most people are a 16th+) and therefore I'm entitled to live on a reservation and collect money from white folks who come to our Casinos. I'm just going to conveniently ignore the German, Norwegian and Dutch in my veins... god damn white devils enslaving my real people.
btw I hope Europe enjoyed the modern day syphilis and gonorrhea they brought back as a result of banging my real peoples. (note the EU/Middle East/Africa ect* had a variant of the diseases well before EU came to the US, but they aren't what we have today... Source: CDC)
^^^ ME