January 2, 200718 yr was watching Gril next door on TV.Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast! Matthew: Eli, I like this girl. Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again. Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine! Matthew: Fine! Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me! :rofl: :rofl: best movie Night at the Roxbury:Doug (to Female Cop): Whats up? Female Cop: Did you know you were doing 50? Doug (to Steve): Hottie cop likes you. Steve (to Doug): Are you serious? Doug (to Steve): You think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move. Steve (nods, then turns to the cop): Whats up?! Female Cop: Not much, just giving you an $80 ticket. Doug (to Steve): She is so into you. Female Cop: I want you to do me a favor. Steve (to cop): Whatever you say, TJ Hooker! Female Cop: Please obey all posted speed limits. (tears ticket and hands it to him) Have a good night. Steve: Its already been good now that you have served and protected me. (cop walks away) Doug: Way to go, my friend! You got her badge number, plus a month from now you got a date to meet her at the Municable State Court! Up top! (gives him a high five) Very nice! (Doug goes to high five again, but slaps him in the face) Steve: Oh!! Doug: What was the point of that?! Steve: Sorry!! LOVE that movie. :rofl: :rofl: ahahha Anchorman: The Legend of ron Burgundy:Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh. Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick. ! :rofl: :rofl: hahahaha
January 2, 200718 yr Very good movie. I didnt cry, but you might. im not a crier oh really? hmm what about that movie, The Fox and the Hound?
January 2, 200718 yr Very good movie. I didnt cry, but you might. im not a crier oh really? hmm what about that movie, The Fox and the Hound? jk :trout: I like your Borat quote
January 2, 200718 yr Speaking of Borat ... BORAT (the trailer): Borat: My Hobbies: ping-pong, disco dance, and sun bathe. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Borat: This is Natalia. (kisses her for a long time) She is my sister! She is number four prostitute in all of Khazecstan! (she shows her trohpy) Niiice!
January 2, 200718 yr Borat: Borat: (walks to hotel counter to check in with his pants sagging low): Whats up with it Vanilla face? Uh, me and my homie Azmhad just packed our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes.
January 2, 200718 yr Mmm, I dunno. I didn't watch the movie. I've been watching his clips on youtube. lol.
January 2, 200718 yr WHAT?! this very bad news. very bad. i was going to go see it again this week. the dvd better come out soon :persuazn: with lots of special features, can't wait.
January 2, 200718 yr I knooow! My cousin and brother went to watch it without me! Jerks. <_< They knew I wanted to watch it, but they didn't tell me that they were going, and then I just never watched it.
January 2, 200718 yr special features. yes i know. highlight of the dvd. ^ that's a ... sad story. haha i'm sorry, the way you said it was kind of funny.
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