No.

 

Read an actual newspaper in the past 7 days?

Yes.

 

Will you play GTA V?

^ Yes if I had it on hand upon release along with the console. I still remember the first one and flying that infernal propeller plane...was a bitch to do!

 

Ate fast-food this past week?

No

 

Recycled in the past 7 days?

Yes. We are almost forced to here.

 

 

Been sprayed by a skunk?

No

 

Committed the sin gluttony today?

Yes

Drank any alcoholic beverages w/i the last 24 hrs?

no, I don't drink alcohol :yuckky:

 

ate any apple pie?

No

 

Had a soda in the last 24 hours?

no, I don't drink alcohol :yuckky:

 

ate any apple pie?

 

Yes

 

No

 

Had a soda in the last 24 hours?

 

Yes

 

Used a landline phone in the last 24 hours?

No. Not in weeks.

 

Used your cell/mobile/handy/telephonito phone in the last hour?

Yes

Floss regularly?

Yes

 

Speed 20 mph over the posted speed limit today?

No. I don't drive

 

 

Have you ever had a one night stand? 

No.

 

Do you own an analog watch/clock?

Yes.

 

Been pooped on by a bird?

Currently in your pajamas?

No

 

Currently munching on a snack?

no.

 

Currently using a laptop?

Yes

 

currently In bed?