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funny thread tho'

Hey baby if you were a burger you'd be the mcgorgeous

yeah but most of the lines really don't work in reality..

  • 3 months later...

I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.

did that happen to you recently? :brows:

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? :angry:

hm i go with the easy ones:

"hey angel, how's heaven?"

yea, I got this one :yuckky:

geez yes :|

oh believe me more than just once :rofl:

bahahahahahaha

were they from the same group or something?

My cousin uses one that always works for him.

He goes up to a girl and says: "If an ugly brown 24 year old single guy came up to you and asked for your number, would you give it to him?"

He's goodlooking but 98% always says yes. :blink:

Very well..if I look at his succesrate :D

I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me. :(

I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.
this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? :angry:

:rofl: Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute? :laugh:

Very well..if I look at his succesrate :D

I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me. :(

well, I wonder why :trout: but i cannot klnow since i never saw you :trout: that's not fair :trout: :D

:cry:

I've posted my picture in the picturethread before though. Guess I'm not memorable enough for you to remember me :rofl:

I did? :huh:

Damn. I feel really really stupid :huh: But maybe I didn't see it? Or did I comment it :huh:

I'm sorry :hug:

I don't remember :D

But they're still up at page 410+

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? :angry:

:rofl: Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute? :laugh:

I actually laughed the first time I heard it, but haha it's still lame :rofl:

"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"

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