February 14, 200718 yr weaksauce. funny thread tho'Hey baby if you were a burger you'd be the mcgorgeousyeah but most of the lines really don't work in reality..
June 6, 200717 yr I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.
June 7, 200717 yr this is the lamest one i have ever heard You: hey, what's you height? Me: (says what is the height) You: really? Me: yea,why? You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
June 7, 200717 yr geez yes :| oh believe me more than just once bahahahahahaha were they from the same group or something?
June 7, 200717 yr My cousin uses one that always works for him. He goes up to a girl and says: "If an ugly brown 24 year old single guy came up to you and asked for your number, would you give it to him?" He's goodlooking but 98% always says yes.
June 8, 200717 yr Very well..if I look at his succesrate I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me.
June 8, 200717 yr I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future. this is the lamest one i have ever heardYou: hey, what's you height? Me: (says what is the height) You: really? Me: yea,why? You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute?
June 8, 200717 yr Very well..if I look at his succesrate I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me. well, I wonder why :trout: but i cannot klnow since i never saw you :trout: that's not fair :trout:
June 8, 200717 yr I've posted my picture in the picturethread before though. Guess I'm not memorable enough for you to remember me
June 8, 200717 yr I did? Damn. I feel really really stupid But maybe I didn't see it? Or did I comment it I'm sorry
June 9, 200717 yr this is the lamest one i have ever heardYou: hey, what's you height? Me: (says what is the height) You: really? Me: yea,why? You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute? I actually laughed the first time I heard it, but haha it's still lame
June 9, 200717 yr "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"
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