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[1:22:51 PM]  Horses!
[1:23:12 PM] How did you get them to look at you?
[1:23:26 PM] They look mildly annoyed lol
[2:25:25 PM] limerlight: I stopped in the middle of the back roads
[2:37:57 PM] Normally driving down a road isn't enough to get horses to look at a car (unless they aren't used to seeing cars, or your truck is very loud). Admit it, you screamed at them lol
[2:57:53 PM] limerlight: I also saw a baby bear but he ran into the woods before I could snap a pic
[2:58:02 PM] limerlight: But no I stopped and they looked
[2:58:38 PM] : You are secretly Satan and the horses knew
[2:58:41 PM] : and the bear was scared
[2:58:44 PM]  I know things
[2:59:29 PM] But seriously though, you should of chased after the bear, what's the worse that could of happened?  Selfie with adorable bear?

The Denver Allen court transcript. :rofl: What the hell. 



Durham: I’m finding you in contempt of court.

Allen: I don’t care.

Durham: I know you don’t. And I sentence you to twenty days for that. And if you say anything else, I’m going to add twenty days for everything you say.

Allen: Fuck you.

Durham: Forty days.

Allen: Fuck you again.

Durham: Sixty

Allen: Go fuck yourself.

Durham: A year.

Allen: Your mamma.

Durham: Ten years.

Allen: Suck my dick.

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Durham: You prefer men, right?

Allen: I fuck white-white boys.

Durham: You-oh, oh, white or black?

Allen: White boys.

Durham: Oh. Butt boys?

Allen: With big butts.

Durham: Oh, of course. You know, you look like a queer.

Allen: Well, okay. So now you’re calling me a queer in the courtroom.

Durham: I didn’t call you one. I said you looked like one.

Full transcript: https://imgur.com/a/skffp

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Electoral services workers have reported calls from people asking if they could change their decision after Friday’s result became clear, while some publicly admitted they intended to use a “protest vote” in the belief the UK was certain to remain in the European Union.

:rofl: 

Canada > EU/England

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