May 3, 201411 yr I laughed outloud at this: Karlie Kloss and Derek Blasberg attend the memorial service for L'Wren Scott at St. Bartholomew's Church on May 2, 2014 in New York City. zimbio She attended a funeral dressed like a supermodel! I can see the wah wah cry tears flowing from behind Derek's sunglasses!
May 14, 201411 yr Got a tweet from one of my favourite Avengers today! Tweeted him the lamest thing ever. Resulted in my trembling, and feeling chest pain WORTH IT.
May 14, 201411 yr 911 Call: Subway Put Marinara Sauce on My Pizza, and It's Terrible A woman called 911 last Thursday to report her local Subway franchise for putting marinara—instead of "pizza sauce"—on her flatbread pizza, and ended up in jail herself for misuse of the 911 system. "It's terrible," Bevalente Michette Hall told a Gastonia, N.C., police dispatcher, "I told 'em I can't eat this kind of sauce." In the call, obtained by the Gaston Gazette, she demanded police take her report so she could get her story on local news channel Action 9, and that they force Subway to refund her money or make her another pizza. The dispatcher ended the call by agreeing to send an officer, but Hall didn't get the result she wanted. She was jailed "for three minutes" and released on a $2,000 bond, the Gazette reported. According to Subway's website, all its pizzas come with marinara sauce. gawker.com Main part starts @ 1:22: https://ec-media.soundcloud.com/4HqdE6iBeOl0.128.mp3?f10880d39085a94a0418a7ef69b03d522cd6dfee9399eeb9a522019c6ff1bb3ac43501509a760b48750915e122261d8b37b70310de9c59ca7c516cb85a4722f31924481149&AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJNIGGLK7XA7YZSNQ&Expires=1400095639&Signature=6%2FnDfm7eMTbS6d8vyvT%2FNq15rc4%3D
June 18, 201410 yr First thing I will do with this tech is fart on my phone anytime a telemarketer calls me so they can eat my shit -Harvard Scientists Send the First Transatlantic Smell via iPhone-Link: http://time.com/2891850/scents-smartphone/
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