guest Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 ESQUIRE Magazine February 2013 - MQ/HR/Scans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Thank God(s) she's super pretty Megan Fox is the cover interview for the February issue of Esquire and, holy shit, is this thing a piece of work. Turns out when she’s not burdened with the arduous task of using her looks to make millions of dollars, Megan Fox spends most of her days preparing for the biblical End Times which she believes the Internet is a sign of. (Then again, .) She’s also a regular churchgoer, but thanks to being famous, she has to restrain herself from speaking in the secret language of Heaven, so naturally, the interview starts with her agreeing her life is just like being an Aztec human sacrifice. No, really, you have to read this thing. Unless you’re a sucker who’s actually doing his/her job, in which case, some highlights:On the End Times: “I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times. … It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist? … When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?” On how, surprise, she’s been a crazy Pentacostal Christian this whole time: “I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I’ve seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I’d have to shut it off because I don’t know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back. It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I’m going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you’re not thinking because you have no idea what you’re saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can’t control it. The idea is that it’s a language that only God understands. It’s the language that’s spoken in heaven.” But don’t worry she believes a lot of other insane shit, too: “I feel like there’s stuff literally buried there and buried where the Maya were,” she says. Ancient aliens who gave rise to ancient civilizations on earth. “I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe. In my fantasy. … I believe in all of this stuff. I believe in all of it…. I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations…” So for the record, Megan Fox is a speaking-in-tongues, End Times-believing Christian who also thinks aliens helped build civilization and leprechauns were real once. Apparently the only thing she doesn’t believe in is Hell because that’s where she’s going based on her belief system. Unless, of course, Jesus is a huge Ancient Aliens fan. “Dude, I’m not like saying saying my dad didn’t make everything. I’m just saying, what if he didn’t? Now, where’d that box of Lucky Charms go? Shit was right here… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmarija Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Here is her interview with Esquire. Just ridiculous... The interviewer and herself should really think about what they write/say... http://www.esquire.com/features/megan-fox-photos-interview-0213-2#ixzz2IAJAXvF0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single_Lady Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Not boring at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamss Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Megan is never boring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clauds Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 She's either very smart or very stupid. But as mentioned, at least she's never boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmax Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 'Esquire' USA - February 2013 pdf-giant.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 As if being crazy makes her less attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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egluze Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Marie Claire (UK) March 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyLover Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Megan is hot and a little bit crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabolo Fraise Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I love the news pics. Sexy and hot in Esquire and beautiful and stunning in Marie Claire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egluze Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 at LAX Airport 2/8/13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 at a Samba School in Sao Paulo on february 9, 2013 - MQ/tagged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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