So could I :evil:

lol, you know what i was getting at matt...

OMG - you guys are so bad - you're great!! let's get to what you guys are talking about some where else - not in the romance thread lol

Anyways...

uh, my boyfriend got me a teddy bear for my birthday. It's a cat with green eyes because he knows i like cats and that I love green eyes... I guess that is kind of romantic that he knows that right...

ok - that is the end of my romantic stories.. there are no more or at least none that i can think of

lol, we got someone in the mood!

Okay. This is really sweet to me, cuz what i did was F-ed up!

I love to cook and im great at it (my italian, Brazilian, and Cuban side showing) and for my mans birthday i baked him a cake...but what i didn't tell him was that ihad put a whole bunch of crap it it. Like that vinegar olives come it, shitload of salt, tabasco sauce. it was terrible, so much bad stuff in it.

I frosted it up really nice and then cut him a slice and gave it to him. he took a bite and his face was stoic and deadpan. All that came out of his mouth was "this is great honey." i knew it tasted like shit, it smelled like it for God sakes. but he ate it and when i asked if he wanted more he ate the second slice with the funniest look on his face.

I told him what i did and he freaked out and said i could have given him cancer but he laughed it off and said he didn't want to make me feel bad. it was funny as hell, but super sweet.

LOVE U LEE!!!! (we broke up some time ago, but he was super great)

.. how romantic for you too, hope there was a make up involved with the flip out

I hate olivers with a great passion - if I were ur b/f i would kill you

-lol- What was romatic was that he pretended to like the cake when it tasted like crap. he found humor in it though, so he laughed it off.

Okay. This is really sweet to me, cuz what i did was F-ed up!

I love to cook and im great at it (my italian, Brazilian, and Cuban side showing) and for my mans birthday i baked him a cake...but what i didn't tell him was that ihad put a whole bunch of crap it it. Like that vinegar olives come it, shitload of salt, tabasco sauce. it was terrible, so much bad stuff in it.

I frosted it up really nice and then cut him a slice and gave it to him. he took a bite and his face was stoic and deadpan. All that came out of his mouth was "this is great honey." i knew it tasted like shit, it smelled like it for God sakes. but he ate it and when i asked if he wanted more he ate the second slice with the funniest look on his face.

I told him what i did and he freaked out and said i could have given him cancer but he laughed it off and said he didn't want to make me feel bad. it was funny as hell, but super sweet.

LOVE U LEE!!!! (we broke up some time ago, but he was super great)

That's soo cute

that is blashpemy....ruining a perfectly good cake... That's like puttin gnuts in brownies...You can't destroy pastries and desserts, it's just not right..... lol, I would have spit it up and screamed and rolled around a little bit.

that is blashpemy....ruining a perfectly good cake... That's like puttin gnuts in brownies...You can't destroy pastries and desserts, it's just not right..... lol, I would have spit it up and screamed and rolled around a little bit.

that is blashpemy....ruining a perfectly good cake... That's like puttin gnuts in brownies...You can't destroy pastries and desserts, it's just not right..... lol, I would have spit it up and screamed and rolled around a little bit.

that's why I didn't think of it as romantic .... I was upset about the cake

LMAO! The cake? wow. thats funny.

Not even close to funny... I'm deeply offended by ANYONE who would knowingly desecrate, mutilate, molest, or taint any baked goods.... <_<

HAHAHAHA i want to do the same AnaBBarrosFan ! Lovely ideia !

that's hilarious. I must try that too! :evil:

*scuff* have you people forgoten the way that cake was brutally ...

I can't even ... I totally agree with lazy on this one , I love baked goods!

I'm glad you see it my way. It's pretty much sacrilegious... My mom doesn't quite understand that putting nuts in a brownie ruins the brownie...How can you seriously put hard crunchy stuff in a fucking soft brownie? Sometimes moms are just silly.

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I'm glad you see it my way. It's pretty much sacrilegious... My mom doesn't quite understand that putting nuts in a brownie ruins the brownie...How can you seriously put hard crunchy stuff in a fucking soft brownie? Sometimes moms are just silly.

I like nuts in brownies, when I'm in the mood for it. But I usually like then soft with nothing in it.

I love it when they are warm.

One day you'll see you are contaminating the precious brownies. If brownies were a woman, I would make sweet delicious love to her frequently. We would call out eachothers name in ecstasy, "Oh Brownie!" I would call, and her moist and melodic voice would reply " I am delectable and rich, love me more!". We would be intwined in a dance of love for seasons it would seem, all to end with just a glass of milk and a smile. The end.