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I don't know why this kills me :rofl: . I don't want to advertise the thread but...

viola: I love those eyes :wub:

bluestars: I love thos breasts

:rofl:

Somehow the fact that he doesn't use emoticons adds a certain dryness to it that makes if funnier. I'm not sure :ninja: .

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Is it just me or does that Irina chick really have bags under her eyes ? :ermm:
She probably had to beat off horny cowboys the entire night before that shoot. :p
She probably had to beat off horny cowboys the entire night before that shoot. :p

:|

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She probably had to beat off horny cowboys the entire night before that shoot. :p

:|

:rofl:

:blink:

I really need to start proofreading my posts. :no:

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She definitely has the best body of any model out there. She is perfect.

The VS Swim pictures are phenomenal!! She's definitely reached "Helen of Troy" status. I mean she's got to be one of the most beautiful women that's ever lived...

Yape! And Justin Bieber is the new Jesus!

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She definitely has the best body of any model out there. She is perfect.

The VS Swim pictures are phenomenal!! She's definitely reached "Helen of Troy" status. I mean she's got to be one of the most beautiful women that's ever lived...

Yape! And Justin Bieber is the new Jesus!

:rofl:

Kiki, for your own sake, admit she is perfect! Like

Perfect :woot:

The most perfect creature in the whole world :heart:

or

Candice Perfect Swanepoel - I feel so horny!

This concept classifies the whole scope of conversation in Candices´ thread. Trying to bring in some diversity or even slight odour of intelligence is like trying to make rhinoceros quote Nietzsche - which is still more plausible than the first one.

I need to write Chuck Norris about that Bieber kid though... he might have something to say about that.

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God bless that Candice thread coffeescreen.gif

That booty is giving me LIFE. OMG! I DIE^

Bless u MariaL

Some people act like they've never seen an ass before.
Some people act like they've never seen an ass before.

Well, seeing such an ass is actually quite rare. :p

Most asses I see are fat and/or saggy.

Some people act like they've never seen an ass before.

What is this comment? I'm sure nobody's taking that picture seriously

Some people act like they've never seen an ass before.

What is this comment? I'm sure nobody's taking that picture seriously

MAYBE CAUSE THIS IS THE BEST ASS IN THE WORLD?

b*** please

Pretty sure I didn't say it's not a nice ass, because it is?! You guys are way too sensitive.

Bitch, please? :D smdh

AAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN! groooansmileyf.gif

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There have been many great debates over the centuries, meetings of minds, confabs of huge import. One only has to think of the Greek symposiums, where the likes of Socrates, Plato, Aristotle would elucidate on man's place in the world - of gods and "society". The 'Constitutional Convention' of 1787, where keen young minds of Hamilton and Madison, along with the "Founding Fathers" like Benjamin Franklin laid out the basis of modern government. But, surely, both pale in significance when scrutinised alongside the awesome might of 'what is kim smith's breast size'(sic) - here at our very own Bellazon: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?showtopic=39161

Characterised by staccato delivery, and the teasing of themes - it is a template for what this forum could be:

great tits

And yet, ultimately, the conundrum remains unanswered... They say "C", but the netmaster himself (yes, that's right, the master - of the whole net! Such is the weight of this argument that he weighs in) posits that the pictures tell a different story - and that they are "E".

Will we ever TRULY know?

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Anything by The Joker, Penny, irinistiq and AnaBFF is classic :yes: .
^Yeah, well why don't you get yourself a time machine and head back to 2008 McFly?!! :blah:

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BAHAHAHA, :rofl:

For one brief fleeting moment I thought Irene's back?? ;)

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  • 2 weeks later...

Do you must have a license to drive a jeep? Anyways, I love the way she loves Brazil, always.

Well? I would say it's against the law... But on the other hand I guess cops doesn't pull her over as soon she looks at them and give them a wink :heart:

Badboy

Cheeeeesus!

I think seducing a cop to not have a ticket is against the law :cain:

He basically called Candee dee a whore, no?

And yeah u need a license to drive a jeep

or any car! :cain:

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^How about a blue car? Do you need a licence to drive a blue car? :doofywave:

This thread needs some classic Jade** - lest we forget...

i lost my interest on miranda kerr at first i though she was cute and adorable but now i think she looks like a 13-year old in lingerie which is very disturbing. but I avoid looking through her victoria's secret pictures now because Miranda's photos invokes child pornography.

:pinch:

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