haha no. i've tasted soap before...and this ice cream i ate tasted like soap. but i hated the taste !

(this one's pretty common) have you ever eaten something spicy like hot cheetos and touched your eye after? OUCH!

No

Have you ever cried of just eaten something spicy?

Nope

Did you ever cut your finger while cooking?

Yah and it hurt.

Have you ever slipped on a banana?

Luckily no

Have you ever wondered why the row next to you is moving faster?

EVERYTIME

Have you ever lost something very dear to you?

Yah and it sucks.

Have you ever started up a club that nobody joined except you?

No

Have you ever had a brilliant idea that really worked out?

haha not that i know of.

have you ever slipped and fell into the pool (that happened to me many times actually haha)

Yah. ouch!

Have you ever bumped into a mannequin, and apologized because you thought it was an actual person?

NO

have you ever bent over and accidentally hit a stranger with your ass?

No! but that would be funny!

Have you ever threw up on your date?

No, but I threw up in his car.

Had sex in a cemetery?

Erm.. no.. never had sex anywhere

Have you ever been seduced by your ex? :]

No, but never say never

Have you ever regret a break-up with your ex?

Hum.... I have to say "No".

Have you ever stalked somebody?

No! If you stalk a person, then something's wrong with you

Have you ever been stalked?

No.. I wished I'd get so much attention by a girl! The only thing that was nearly "being stalked" was that an ex-girlfriend of mine wrote about 3 messages via cellphone almost every day. I told her to stop, I ignored her, but she was just addicted to writing me messages. Then I made her meet a friend of mine. Now they're together and I'm no longer stalked .

Have you ever tried anything reeeeally crazy to get your ex back?

No never - I had good reasons for making them my Ex

Have you ever began a relationship with someone you actually did not love?

No.

Have you ever walked into a parked car?