Yes I have. My best friend and her boyfriend of three years. He was acting like her father rather than acting like a boyfriend and well, he wouldn't let her see me because I told him I thought he was an idiotic jackass.

Have you ever stolen something from your parents or another family member?

not that i can remember . . . although i probably stole something from them at some point. me and my selective memory . . .

have you ever intentionally spat at someone?

Only as a joke. I used to be like a llama when I was young and smoked. Now I don't either smoke nor spit.

Lee does

Have you ever felt like you were in the way of something? E.g. Accompanying your friend and his/her partner out.

yeah. my best friend from a couple of years back is well under the thumb now. i can't even meet up with him without his girlfriend coming along and when i do meet him, they just chat and i can't get a word in edgeways <_< . . . i'm not bitter. it's just a little annoying.

have you ever shaved a sleeping friend or relative? :evil:

no!

have you ever stolen something over the value of $20? (not counting piracy arrrrhh *waves sword at my downloads*)

in that case i havent

have you ever wondered what would happen if you sneezed with your eyes open?

yes! *squirrrms*

have you ever been to paris? <insert your slutty blonde heiress jokes here>

oooh la la! no, LUCKILY i havent. :yuckky:

Have you ever shaved your eyebrows off? ALL your eyebrows? hmm?

no

have you ever been on tv

Yes, twice.

Have you ever had family on TV?

ooooh when?! was it on americas most wanted?

Have you ever had family on TV?

no!

have you ever collected stamps

no! they alll boooring.

Have you ever eaten a bug? i mean, A BIG bug.

ooooh when?! was it on americas most wanted?

Oh god, both were in the 90's. Once I was on because we had a bomb threat at our school, and another time was for something dealing with girl scouts.

I've had family on the Maury show though.

Have you ever eaten a bug? i mean, A BIG bug.

Ewww, no.

Have you ever hit anyone in your family?

I've had family on the Maury show though.

HAHAHA OH MY GOD THATS FANTASTIC!!! why where they on may i ask?!

Have you ever hit anyone in your family?

my sister probably!

have you ever drank milk past its expiry date?

HAHAHA OH MY GOD THATS FANTASTIC!!! why where they on may i ask?!

It was actually one of the more serious shows he had. I can't remember the year since I was young, but they had an episode centered around the murder case of my aunt killing my cousin. There was a book written about his story which you can find here if you're interested.

have you ever drank milk past its expiry date?

Gross. No I haven't.

Have you ever made a prank call?

It was actually one of the more serious shows he had. I can't remember the year since I was young, but they had an episode centered around the murder case of my aunt killing my cousin. There was a book written about his story which you can find here if you're interested.

oh wow :( im sorry

Have you ever made a prank call?

no i have a strange and inexplicable fear of the telephone

have you ever toilet papered someones house?

nope

*scribbles into to do list*

have you ever egged some random's house?

No.

Have you ever got your wee-wee caught in the zipper?

Not that I'm aware of, but I guess it's one of those things you either remember with vivid detail or supress into the deep darkness of your unconscious :|

Have you ever pissed on someone else's house/property?

Yes.

Have you ever farted in a crowded place and then quickly left the scene?