no !!

Have you ever seen somebody naked?

sure hahaha

have you ever kissed a fruit?

i played handball many years... group showers.

Have you ever been caught cheating in a test?

Edit: oops I was too late haha No i haven't kissed a fruit, i think.

Yes, and I caught myself cheating all the time

Have you ever helped a lost child?

yes

have you ever tried to kick somebody in one eye??

nope, ouch that must hurt allot though.

have you ever jumped off a bridge into the water?

no, but i will like someday !

Have you ever jumped from your bed to the floor??

does this include falling off while sleeping if it does then yes

Have you ever been to the matrix?

hahaha always

have you ever been to a funeral?

yes, my grandpa when I was 6

Have you ever caught by policemen?

yes but only because i got lost when i was about 6

have you ever played poker before?

of course

Have you ever talked to yourself with nobody around you?

always XD

have you ever asked a have you ever question in this have you ever thread before ?

never

Have you ever fallen in a well?

No

Have you ever climbed a mountain?

NOOOO I wish!!!

Have you ever noticed that the sun follows you during the day?

no

have you ever drank someone else pee??

nope... (just my own) ahahahah

have you ever touched your caca (poop)

OMG noooooo

Have you ever read a book in a day?

yeah, kids books though

Have you ever flown a kite during storm?