VS vs. SI Ultimate Showdown

[Randy The Ram]

Jessica x 2

Julie x 1

[Prettyphile]

There's No Way You Can Watch This And Tell Me It's Okay: Creepy Robotic Child

This is a short 30-second video of a creepy robotic child that's obsessed with burying its face in some random woman's vagina (not even kidding). There's 169% no way you can watch it and justify the robot's existence. It's just wrong. God, even the way it moves. God damn you China or Japan or whatever f*cked up country who produces the very thing that is going to destroy mankind.

Japan... We didn't start the fire

Skynet alive and well in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

[Prettyphile]

Great, Another Apocalypse: Invisible Sharks

Because sharks aren't scary enough, apparently some of them can appear invisible while underwater. Awesome, I'm never showering again.

Not scared yet? Well, one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords.

The real name of the phantom hunter is Etmopterus spinax, or velvet belly lantern shark, which lives in the deep waters of the northeastern Atlantic Ocean. According to a study published in the Journal of Experimental Marine Biology and Ecology, the shark becomes invisible by regulating the photophores underneath its body. This makes their belly glow matching the light of the sun above them, as filtered by the sea. As a result, preys or predators looking from under them are not able to see them.

I have no idea what photophores are, but if they're anything like photophives you call them to secure your seat while you go to the bathroom. Now if you'll excu-- PHOTOPHIFTEENS!

[dizzymisslizzy]

jessicax5

[Joe > Average]

There's No Way You Can Watch This And Tell Me It's Okay: Creepy Robotic Child

This is a short 30-second video of a creepy robotic child that's obsessed with burying its face in some random woman's vagina (not even kidding). There's 169% no way you can watch it and justify the robot's existence. It's just wrong. God, even the way it moves. God damn you China or Japan or whatever f*cked up country who produces the very thing that is going to destroy mankind.

Japan... We didn't start the fire

Skynet alive and well in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

I'll look out for the sharks, oh wait a minute, they're invisible .

World's biggest buger :morning: .

[Prettyphile]

lol Joe check out ICC 10

http://www.xfire.com/live_video/torganis/#

Live stream from my guild on warcraft

[Jennka]

Jesus Christ, that robot is fucking scary

Face: Jessica x 3

Body: Julie x 3

Sexappeal: Jessica x 3

[gigiriva]

Julie all

[Joe > Average]

@ Jennka .

lol Joe check out ICC 10

http://www.xfire.com/live_video/torganis/#

Live stream from my guild on warcraft

I only see color bars , but thanks anyway .

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7 Votes Needed

http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?sho...t&p=2177558

6 Votes Needed

http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?sho...t&p=2171099

3 Votes Needed

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3

http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?sho...t&p=2167203

1 Vote

http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?sho...t&p=2161296

1 Vote

http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?sho...t&p=2169514

6 Votes Needed

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7 (current)

http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?sho...t&p=2178830

I have a few inner conflicts here.

1. I mandated that a round must have 25 votes to officially end whereas I have about 20 regular voters. Having 20 regular voters is great, but it by nature puts me in conflict with the rules. You may say, "just do away with the 25 vote thing". That's valid too, but I've done it so long now it would seem unfair to someone who may need those last few votes (15 potential points) to either come back and win or even just come back enought to lose valiantly. So there's the wonder of whether to stall the 20 to get the 25...So if anyone has insight on that that or the others it would be good .

2. The more unfinished rounds the further behind I get with the results of course.

3. I would like to have the actual pics here instead of these links, but I fear it will be such a long post that people will get annoyed and confused .

So that's where I'm at .

7 Votes for current round (Pics HERE.)

[TheBaronOfFratton]

There's No Way You Can Watch This And Tell Me It's Okay: Creepy Robotic Child

^That thing is truly horrific...

Is it saying "Mama" too? This is a Hideo Nakata film waiting to happen - and another sleepless night for me!

[TheBaronOfFratton]

Jessica Perez has steely eyes that just make me want to piss her off a little so that she can glare at me for a while before inevitable blazing angry make-up sex... :evil:

All 3 categories for her then.

[Michael*]

I have a few inner conflicts here.

1. I mandated that a round must have 25 votes to officially end whereas I have about 20 regular voters. Having 20 regular voters is great, but it by nature puts me in conflict with the rules. You may say, "just do away with the 25 vote thing". That's valid too, but I've done it so long now it would seem unfair to someone who may need those last few votes (15 potential points) to either come back and win or even just come back enought to lose valiantly. So there's the wonder of whether to stall the 20 to get the 25...So if anyone has insight on that that or the others it would be good .

2. The more unfinished rounds the further behind I get with the results of course.

3. I would like to have the actual pics here instead of these links, but I fear it will be such a long post that people will get annoyed and confused .

So that's where I'm at .

Is there anyone regularly voting in other contests and not this one? Maybe we could ask them to join in. The majority of the unfinished rounds only need a handful of extra votes to reach the total, so a quick spike like that might do the trick. I can help out if you need anyone to spread the word!

[siniko]

Face: Jessica

Body: Jessica

Sexiness: Jessica

[Prettyphile]

Of course it's blue bars silly! ICC was over last night and now Torgy is offline.

[suki_]

julie x3

[Ophelia_Immortal]

Joe I don't think I voted in these ones so here they are. xD

Helena vs Valeria Mazza

Face: Helena

Body:Helena

Sexiness: Helena

Tricia vs Eva

Face: Tricia

Body: Eva

Sexiness: Eva

Elisa vs Haro

FacE: Elisa

Body: Haro

sexiness: Elisa

Jessica vs Emanualla

Jessica x3

Edita vs Tori

Edita x3

[Jennka]

Joe, we can spread the word if you wanna

[Joe > Average]

Thanks Mike* , thanks Ophie ! Thanks Jennks !

Oh, you guys . I want to start a new round . But I wonder if my pic blocks are too long to just put one on top o the other like in gigi's comp . Guess I'll see...

[Joe > Average]

Thanks to Chocolate for blocking my pics .

(Team SI, Hilary Rhoda, Nominated by Michael*)

(Team VS, Maryna Linchuk, Pictures by Me)

[Joe > Average]

Beauty: Maryna These two both show kindof what modeling's about. Everyone doesn't have to have great beauty, but just decent enough beauty knowing how to work it .

Body: .5 Hilary has nice arms that can probably pin a woman's (and some men's) arms down or give a good massage whereas Maryna has a little more feminine hip to shoulder ratio whereas Hilary creates hips and angles with her poses. I wouldn't say great, but I would say nice

Sexiness: 5 . I think this is their second strongest point next to their skill in the art of the pose. Both very sexy. Hilary's brow induced stare and Marya seemlessly going from the expression of a wolf on the prowl to being very silly and goofy is irresistible .