One more day, let's get this over and done with 

What should I buy from Best Buy?

^ A Roomba, no more sweeping for you

Service provider insists they'll install internet a week after we move in

 

No way in hell am I spending a week with no internet 

^ Oh i'm with you on that Raf', they took like 17 f***** days to re-connect me after my move ...!

Cold beer in my hands.

High speed chase in Malibu.

New song almost ready!

You know that hard times have hit you when you really are internet-less for a week and have to go to your friends house to hog up the wifi

Finally I could sleep enough!

Sick of this heat wave...too hot to swim at the moment

Is it weird I love how my face looks after a night of drinking? Its like cheek fillers! (this is bad. I think that means I'm gonna be an alcoholic.)

What's wrong with me?

I am 27 and i'm crazy

Ginta

Wondering how many Wendylorenes do we have here?!!

I can't stand Ariana Grande!

Water, water, and water ... 

Amazing dinner tonight!

I hate Saturdays.