Guilty

 

Put a dead animal in someone's draw as a prank?

Guilty but it wasn't a drawer

 

Blew chowder after riding a roller coaster?

Not Guilty

Watched FOX news in the past 7 days?

NOT GUILTY!!!

 

Ate a midnight snack this past week?

Guilty!

Listen to a Miley Cyrus song in the past 5 days?

NOT GUILTY!

 

Borrowed a movie from a friend to never return it back?

Guilty

 

Forgot to flush the toilet?

Guilty.

 

Forgot to brush your teeth when you wake up?

Guilty

 

Accidentally ate someone else's food?

Guilty

 

Caught picking your nose in public?

Not guilty.

 

Spitted on someone's food?

Sort of, does a sneeze count as guilty?
 

Bought something and left the tag on only to return ASAP after a function?

Not guilty.

 

Blamed someone for something wrong you've done?

Guilty 

 

Went to a birthday party just to eat some cake?

Guilty

 

Ever lied about cooking something that you actually brought from somewhere pre-made?

^ Guilty (I bet you did that as well Pinky? )

 

Stayed up 24 hours straight this year?

Not Guilty

 

Ever Dumpster Dive?

Guilty. (Found out people throw away some good shit at storage facilities.)

 

 

Have someone walk in while you're, ummm, pleasuring yourself?

Guilty

 

Flipped someone off for having an opposing team jersey on?

Not guilty, but have been tempted too many times to count.

 

Got angry at an old person?