May 13, 200817 yr Those are nice Maddog Here is the poopie list Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Corn Poopie Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
May 13, 200817 yr A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. “Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?” “My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.” After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?” The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”
May 14, 200817 yr My favorite Pick Up lines....notDon't I know you from the busWanna see a trick I learned in prison?How much were your breasts?Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?My tool needs a shedI'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bedYou think this is impressive now this coldsores just getting startedMind if I hang out here 'til its safe back where I farted'Scuse me for interuppting and I'm not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if your packing that much ass Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
May 14, 200817 yr The night was young, the moon was high, we were alone just she and I. Her hair was soft her eyes were blue, I knew just what she wanted me to do, Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spine. I don't know how but I tried my best, as I placed my hand on her breast. I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart. And slowly she spread her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame, and all at once white stuff came. At last it is finished, it's all over now. My first time ever milking a cow! (And what were YOU thinking about?)
May 14, 200817 yr In a berry drawing competition who would win?Ans: Drew Barrymore kinda lame. but has a better effect when done verbally
May 14, 200817 yr The night was young, the moon was high, we were alone just she and I. Her hair was soft her eyes were blue, I knew just what she wanted me to do, Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spine. I don't know how but I tried my best, as I placed my hand on her breast. I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart. And slowly she spread her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame, and all at once white stuff came. At last it is finished, it's all over now. My first time ever milking a cow! (And what were YOU thinking about?)
May 17, 200817 yr Blonde paint jobA blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
May 17, 200817 yr I got this one in an e-mail...I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
May 17, 200817 yr On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the coach section since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so." Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
May 18, 200817 yr Check This Out Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree . Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ... Caller: Oh .......God!!! lol sillly but it makes you laugh
May 18, 200817 yr Check This Out Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree . Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ... Caller: Oh .......God!!! lol sillly but it makes you laugh i hope u're not aiming it @ maQin' fun of Chinese people.
May 18, 200817 yr i hope u're not aiming it @ maQin' fun of Chinese people. no i'm not i hate making fun of someone OMG do u really think that i'm making fun of chinese :S ?! i feel guilty right now .. it's just a funny topic that's all !! i'm really really truly not making fun of someone
May 18, 200817 yr i hope u're not aiming it @ maQin' fun of Chinese people. no i'm not i hate making fun of someone OMG do u really think that i'm making fun of chinese :S ?! i feel guilty right now .. it's just a funny topic that's all !! i'm really really truly not making fun of someone i thinQ u are Sam Ting Wong!
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