As ever - you Ms. Dreadful - set my mind a racing...

So, with this 'bush' stuff, I got to thinking about MERKINS

Merkins, originally, were pubic wigs that 18th century prostitutes wore - their own pubic hair being shaved off as a defence against lice and other infestations they were prone to catching (hmmm?).

Of course, back then, they were a simple design:

But nowadays, as with everything else, they have become a FASHION STATEMENT

Love these ones:

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So - cover up, kids, it's chilly outside!

Of course, this leads us to OTHER things...

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WARNING: Perceived NUDITY below...

Why bother with a MERKIN...

When you can go ALL THE WAY...

These are just...FANTASTIC

BUY ONLINE TODAY

"NudeSuit"

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And apologies if this has gotten all a bit too BUFFALO BILL for you...

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"It put's the lotion in the basket."

:yuckky:

As ever - you Ms. Dreadful - set my mind a racing...

So, with this 'bush' stuff, I got to thinking about MERKINS

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Merkins, originally, were pubic wigs that 18th century prostitutes wore - their own pubic hair being shaved off as a defence against lice and other infestations they were prone to catching (hmmm?).

Of course, back then, they were a simple design:

But nowadays, as with everything else, they have become a FASHION STATEMENT

Love these ones:

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So - cover up, kids, it's chilly outside!

Of course, this leads us to OTHER things...

Seen and heard of 'em ages ago Penny, a friend's mum had one (well it WAS the 1970s) .

And apologies if this has gotten all a bit too BUFFALO BILL for you...

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"It put's the lotion in the basket."

:yuckky:

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Seen and heard of 'em ages ago Penny, a friend's mum had one (well it WAS the 1970s) .

lololol, youre serious??!?!?! you can buy these friggin skin suits ????????

dayum!!!!!!! that struck me as ultra freaky, andits hard to shock me

and the buffalo bill tuckage..... SWEET!!!!!!!

youve freaked me out so much these last 5 minutes i think

revenge is in order... its back to the clowns.... but you asked for it... :persuazn:

tim curry in 'IT' way scarier than gacy

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omg omg!!! that is sooo amazing...Ronald McDavid KICK ASSSSSS!!! that needs to made into a tee shirt!!

... i have a feeling theres nothing i can post that you will not only have a corresponding pic for

but your usual amazing witty repartee as well. im so in awe

[heavy darth breathing] Bitches who's yo daddy?

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omg omg!!! that is sooo amazing...Ronald McDavid KICK ASSSSSS!!! that needs to made into a tee shirt!!

... i have a feeling theres nothing i can post that you will not only have a corresponding pic for

but your usual amazing witty repartee as well. im so in awe

LOLOLOL^^^^ that was classic shit... and you proved me right~~ youre Virtually unstumpable

note that i said virtually......

cuz i think ive got something that will flummox even you......

and baron, others dont get you cuz theyre too friggin thick and have the sense of humor

of dick cheney

ok...i gotta find these pics.. i KNOW ill stump u LOLOLOL

i have no witty narrative for these... once again, im speechless :shock:

one must always be fashionable.. even when youve got your arm

up a cows arse

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this is josie maran shot by the wonderfully kinky fucker terry richardson.....

im halfway ashamed of how much this arouses me

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"Impressive... MOST impressive."

lolololololol

this is the only place in the world i could post those pics!!

goddess bless u for that!!!

a thai man that became a woman

man

woman

emina cunmulaj

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Just lovin the new additions folks, they have kept my eyes open and myself laughing.

emina cunmulaj

And, of course, where Duchamp once travelled...

THE MONA LISA

(We went there with The Last Supper...Here we go again!

(Lego - 50 years old today, an ODDITORIUM tribute!)

(Oh, that Dali!)

(McDonalds? AGAIN?)

And just to show that the democratization of images isn't always for a good cause - here's a brand from my own Argentina: this is for a sort of Quince Jelly, ludicrously popular here:

There's NO good reason for this. I'm all for Warhol, but this does sort of cheapen things...

However, not as bizzarely as this MONSTROSITY, what all those fashionistas were NEVER wearing:

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^^^ OMG with the mona lisas!!!! i love the mc donalds and the nose picking monas the best

<we might as well accept that mc donalds is a permanent part of the odditorium, its a law of nature, like gravity>

that emina mona was gorgeous