penny-dreaddfull Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Whilst we're here (if anyone else is here?), the previous Pope was pretty popular - is he still watching over us?Apparently so, according to this picture: According to the god-botherer responsible for this picture, this is "UNDENIABLE PROOF" that Papa Juan Pablo 2 is indeed watching over us. Hmmm? Seems to me, were I wanting to prove my afterlife existence, that I'd choose something a tad more direct than a spurious shape in a random fire based on some fairly insignificant photo of me. But perhaps that's where the Faith comes in... Sorry, I forgot, it was UNDENIABLE..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 and fatmoose, i have that hitler 'mustache' pic myself...lol... but ive always debated its appropriateness<or actually the likelihood of getting into trouble with the mods>thank GAWD youve got the stones to post it. first time i saw it i almost pissed on myselflook baron!!! we got another freak!!!!*chants*we accept youone of uswe accept youone of uslololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 and fatmoose, i have that hitler 'mustache' pic myself...lol... but ive always debated its appropriateness<or actually the likelihood of getting into trouble with the mods> thank GAWD youve got the stones to post it. first time i saw it i almost pissed on myself look baron!!! we got another freak!!!! *chants* we accept you one of us we accept you one of us lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Miss Me..? Some more DIVINE INTERVENTION from our varied God-Heads: Here, Jesus sought fit to display himself on a rather inedible looking battered fish-stick... ...And on a similarly carcinogenic looking potato crisp (perhaps as an esoteric health-warning?) Some joker tried it on with this Jesus Pancake: But, come on! We're not stupid, are we? This was later proved to be a FAKE (Because all the others are obviously spiritual handiwork... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 And MARY got involved too: Again, one REALLY has to want to see it... Not content with foodstuffs though, OUR LADY spooked some fearful types by turning up 'sort-of' like a tree: "The tree's owner said she's not worried about the traffic." Oh good. Wonder how the neighbours feel about it though..? Mary's Boy Child did try the tree-trick as well: But it was a little bit crap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 omg LOL lol lol lol you guys made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 And this is in no way a Christian thing... ALLAH has made his presence felt in slightly savoury ways. As Islam disallows iconography, Allah has to show himself in a more artistic form - principally Classical Arabic Here he is on an egg: And, famously, on some Roti, unleavened Indian bread: And he upped the ante with this "writing-one's-name-on-a-lamb" trick: (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Does GOD deem it necessary, or important, to write his name on the inside of an aubergine? AND WHY??? What does it all mean? Maybe... NOTHING! PAREIDOLIA: Attaching significance to vague and random stimulus. In September last year, this phenomenon struck in Jurong, Singapore when a tree resembling a monkey was deemed to be a manifestation of the Chinese 'Monkey' God, or 'Hanuman' of the Hindu religion. Here HE is: Apparently, a sign had previously been posted on the tree saying that a monkey had been spotted there 3 years ago - looking for his Father. And that a car-crash had split open the tree's bark, revealing the Monkey God. There had, infact, been several car-crashes at that same spot - but none had been fatal because of the tree's POWERS... Thousands have since visited, leaving bananas and peanuts for the God - hoping he will give them luck (and lottery numbers). Is it because the tree resembles a monkey - and therefore it reminded people of an important legend? And deep down we want these fetishes: Sacred objects that embody our beliefs in gods and spirits... "BELIEVING IS SEEING" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 omg LOLlol lol lol you guys made my day And you (as ever!) made mine. Someone else is ACTUALLY reading this!!! Got anything for us, Red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 Der RATTENKONIG Tales were told over Europe of the Rattenkonig, or RAT-KING. A Hydra-like creature. A many-headed rat who could control his rat minions bringing plague and (ultimately) death to the town... The truth was slightly more prosaic - but still wonderfully visceral. Here's one: What ACTUALLY happens is that sometimes colonies of rats will live in such small spaces that their growing bodies and tails become entwined with dirt, blood, and faeces. When they attempt to pull apart the tails can become knotted. This does go against perceived rat behaviour though, and although a few specimens exist, there is no documented live evidence of one. - A jolly little breakdown from a preserved specimen in a German museum, showing the cause of the problem: However, I've never been that interested in the mere prosaic. I prefer the glamour of the myth. It is easy to see how these incredibly rare CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL beings could create such fear. And seeing them could very well mean that a plague was coming - huge colonies of rats in a cramped space is never particularly sanitary... But, really, I just ADORE this picture: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 mein gott.... what a barrage of amazing images!!! i dont even know where to start!!! lolololol that big ole' pile of intertwined dessicated rats is gonna stick with me when i eat my enchiladas *wet burp* :rofl: i REALLY gud the allah egg too you rock so hard baron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Still peddling that same old shit... THE LAST SUPPER (Odditorium style - featuring old favourites Ronald McDonald, Dogs, and Rats... Odd, how they keep coming up :evil: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenistiQ Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 breaQ this bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 More Jolly ICONOCLASTY: And some poor soul always has to clear up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 OMG!!!! LOLOLOLOL who friggin knew there were that many last supper pics in existence!!!! EPIC!!as a geek, i have to say i grooved on the star wars one the most and the abso best is the last one....'last one sitting' lolololol well done,. darling... well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 heres some pics for the up and coming cro-mag on the go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 i have no narrative for this pic, dear baron.. youre the one with the words here.... feel free to fill in the blankness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 i have no narrative for this pic, dear baron.. youre the one with the words here.... feel free to fill in the blankness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 lolol yes yes yes.. you can do better :trout: lolol OMG that pic is BEYOND hilarious!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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