February 1, 200817 yr Author my son found these and seeing how close to college he is... im sooo elated to see where my education dollarswill be going ~sigh~
February 2, 200817 yr once again u provided me with a much needed belly laugh so when hes off in the dorms ill be thinking,'hes flying high with ganesh' thatll help lololololol i found something too cool for school ive learned from the discovery science channel that the materials used in high fashion contain a chemical that is eventually absorbed into the skin and turns ordinary sized fashionistas into...... GLAMZILLAS!!!!! after two models worked milans fashion week, they grew to gargantuan proportions \and had a battle royale ala godzilla vs. mothra which one will win?? russian stunner?? or sexy brazillian??
February 4, 200817 yr Author And this was in the news today - oh, this thread is very much at the CUTTING-EDGE!!! This is old ODDITORIUM territory, I know - but where there are dead horses to be flogged - there's us... :evil: Here is the place, with a little history: And, the good (but NOT funny) Reverend: "Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread..." And prepare yourselves for the CONGREGATION(possibly): "Grant me, O Lord, to know what I ought to know, to love what I ought to love, to praise what delights Thee most, to value what is precious in Thy sight, to hate what is offensive to Thee..."
February 4, 200817 yr Love these, penny - but, as ever, TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION... Dude. :shock: :rofl: fuck i love the japanese... the japanese bringing you fucked up twisted shit since 1957 :rofl:
February 4, 200817 yr And this was in the news today - oh, this thread is very much at the CUTTING-EDGE!!! This is old ODDITORIUM territory, I know - but where there are dead horses to be flogged - there's us... :evil: Here is the place, with a little history: And, the good (but NOT funny) Reverend: "Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread..." And prepare yourselves for the CONGREGATION(possibly): "Grant me, O Lord, to know what I ought to know, to love what I ought to love, to praise what delights Thee most, to value what is precious in Thy sight, to hate what is offensive to Thee..." oh sweet baby jesus the reverend was the most pathetic clown ive yet to see hes made me lose my nasty for the day amazing, simply amazing... lolololololol i think the only thing that might bring my nasty back is to think about flogging the dead horse :p
February 4, 200817 yr ok, heres something, baron... did you know that new technology has been developed for young, hip,wi/fi friendly mothers on the go? its called interuterine internet the mother goes in, has a special little 'procedure' and the babies brain is wired to surf the net.... baby friendly sites only, of course... so when these little bruisers come out of the womb theyre already speaking and writing blogs on 'baby myspace' have a look
February 4, 200817 yr Author ok, heres something, baron...did you know that new technology has been developed for young, hip,wi/fi friendly mothers on the go? its called interuterine internet the mother goes in, has a special little 'procedure' and the babies brain is wired to surf the net.... baby friendly sites only, of course... so when these little bruisers come out of the womb theyre already speaking and writing blogs on 'baby myspace' have a look Technology marches, RELENTLESSLY, onward... Terrifying business, penny. It's William Gibson in TECHNOPHOBIC splendour...
February 5, 200817 yr ok, heres something, baron...did you know that new technology has been developed for young, hip,wi/fi friendly mothers on the go? its called interuterine internet the mother goes in, has a special little 'procedure' and the babies brain is wired to surf the net.... baby friendly sites only, of course... so when these little bruisers come out of the womb theyre already speaking and writing blogs on 'baby myspace' have a look Technology marches, RELENTLESSLY, onward... Terrifying business, penny. It's William Gibson in TECHNOPHOBIC splendour... lol, that chip on the babies head was slightly terrifying simply because it is sooo possible, fuck possible, probable,no CERTAIN....all the sci fi boys were right ~facepalm~
February 5, 200817 yr Gives a whole new meaning to the baby kicking! baby PUNCHING! oh, have you got a tyson in there somewhere?
February 5, 200817 yr lol, a tyson or an ike turner sadomasochism for the tub, to get u in the mood for later :brows:
February 6, 200817 yr Author lol, a tyson or an ike turner sadomasochism for the tub, to get u in the mood for later :brows:
February 8, 200817 yr Author ROLL UP, ROLL UP - It's my 200th post, and I'm posting it here (naturally). We (I think that's me and you, penny... and maybe irenistiQ) are going to go back to the OLD SCHOOL... :evil: CIRCUS FREAKS :evil: It was part of my original remit, to indulge this interest of mine. The smell of the sawdust and the eerie sound of the carnival tunes... There's something delightfully SINISTER about the circus - and it's this legacy I want to explore. Perhaps we should start here, with the most famous "FREAKS" of all: Chang & Eng Bunker. The term siamese twins comes from them, having hailed from Siam (now Thailand). They drew the attention of PT Barnum - the famed circus impresario - who made them U.S citizens and had them as the star-billing on his tour. Chang died in 1874, and Eng followed a few hours later - apparently from FRIGHT... And here is Barnum, with another of his famous stars: Tom Thumb THE WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN Barnum was responsible for many of the Carnival FREAKSHOW archetypes we know of today. As well as the HOKUM and SHYSTER tactics that go along with it... Like these promotional posters: "A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE" But there were some GENUINE acts that drew in the crowds: Frank Bornhofer and his Beard Of Bees Dolly Dimple - the most famous Fat Lady Frank Richards, the amazing Cannonball Man Caroline Crachami The Celebrated Sicilian Dwarf - Infact the first recorded case of Primordial Dwarfism. And GENUINE "Freaks", that are still celebrated today(albeit in a far more politically correct fashion): LIONEL, The Dog-Faced Boy Johnny Eck, Half-a-Man Boz, the Pony-Boy And the famous Grady Stiles, the Lobster-Boy (He was convicted of killing his daughter's fiance, but never went to prison because they were unable to cope with his condition - and was later himself murdered, allegedly by a hitman hired by his family because he was such an immensely dislikable person!) Anyway, I hope you continue to enjoy this peculiar corner of Bellazon... BRING OUT YOUR WEIRDOS :evil:
February 8, 200817 yr lol, a tyson or an ike turner sadomasochism for the tub, to get u in the mood for later :brows: *SIGH* I repeat again, penny - What the HELL are they teaching our kids these days..? (Ah, but how all this feigned disapproval wearies me.. !!!)
February 8, 200817 yr HAPPY 200 POSTS DEAR BARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~throwin glitter~~passing out absinthe~~gettin nackered~your 200th post was amazing indeedi love that lobster boy story lolololpony boy <gives new meaning to doin it 'pony style'chang and eng were amazingwerent they also both married and both had large families??great job on kickin' it old school~!!!!
February 8, 200817 yr now when i tried a new onl,ine dating site, this wasnt quite what i was expecting bloody hell
February 8, 200817 yr heres another guy i met online the first pic was when we first met and the second pic was when he told me, 'dont worry baby, ill pull out in time'
February 9, 200817 yr Author heres another guy i met onlinethe first pic was when we first met and the second pic was when he told me, 'dont worry baby, ill pull out in time'
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