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Women in the movies = dumb bitches ?!


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The tittle should sum this all up. Let's face it, y'all. Writers hate us women. In a movie, 90% of the time, the one who causes troubles, ruins a master plan, or get abducted... is usually a bitch. (or tends to be a dumb shit who is a woman). What the hell ?!! Why do these writers always make us look so lame ?!! I can show them how smart, polite, bitchy, or awesome i am and they all will have to kiss my ass, those shit-producers... <_<

Just watched Spider-man 3 again and I'm gonna write a leter to the Marvel Comics, request them to strangle Kirsten Dunst to death as a make up for the lame character Mary Jane, a.k.a "A.S.B" (annoying stupid bitch). Because of her, spiderman turned gay, Harry got an ugly face and i had a diarrhea. Can't she watch herself for once and not getting abducted all the time ?!! And there she's jealous, complaining Peter isn't always there for her... Isn't always there for you!! What do you want ?! Mouth-feeding ?! Stupid ho, stupid writer... <_< .

And if any of you has seen this one movie of Arnold Schwarzenegger (where Arnold had to protect this crying-baby girl from a sissy satan that wanna have sex with her before the year of 2000 or he'd die or his penis'd fell off or something... ), you'd have to agree with me that the girl sucked so much ass. They kept running, running and the poor satan had to follow them everywhere they go. If i were the girl, i'd dress Arnold up just like me and lure the Satan to have sex with him instead.

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Or, i'll undress myself, come infront of the Satan, make funny faces to piss him off, when he comes close, i shoot my own vagina and laugh my ass off. Done. I'm dead (which in this case is the girl, i never die), satan's dead. Movie ends. No hard feelings.

And thousands of movies featuring stupid whores like James Bond, superman, batman, those horror movies.... but horror movies don't count since both sexes are made to be stupid anyway. (Seriously, what's the point of watching the zombies comming close when you can run ?!!).

Girls, it's time to speak up, i can't hang on to this anymore. Why wouldn't those shitty writers let the man that is abducted and there we come to rescue for a change ?!! WHY?!!!! Oh wait, i just realize that i ain't rescuing anybody... Is it just me ?

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All I can say is this:

WHERE THE 'WILLIAM TELL' ARE THE FEMALE PRODUCERS/EXECUTIVES OF MOVIE STUDIOS?

GOTTA BE THERE DOIN SOMETHINK GIRLS

WHERE ARE THE FEMALE WRITERS?

(WHEN THEY AREN'T ON STRIKE)

HEY IT'S THE 21ST C. youve had the vote and womens lib, now bloody DO SOMETHING WITH IT OK?

PRODUCE THAT NON-LAMEASS BLOCKBUSTER WHY DON'T YA?

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You don't watch a lot of sitcoms, do you Joker?

The guy is always a dumb, lazy slob (usually overweight) while the woman is a smart, sexy, motivated individual who takes it upon herself to solve all the problems of the world while her husband stumbles around barely capable of tying his own shoes.

Everybody Loves Raymond

King of Queens

The Bill Engvall Show

Home Improvement

Family Guy

The Simpsons

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All I can say is this:

WHERE THE 'WILLIAM TELL' ARE THE FEMALE PRODUCERS/EXECUTIVES OF MOVIE STUDIOS?

GOTTA BE THERE DOIN SOMETHINK GIRLS

WHERE ARE THE FEMALE WRITERS?

(WHEN THEY AREN'T ON STRIKE)

HEY IT'S THE 21ST C. youve had the vote and womens lib, now bloody DO SOMETHING WITH IT OK?

PRODUCE THAT NON-LAMEASS BLOCKBUSTER WHY DON'T YA?

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You know what, ez_c. I just found out that i can never stop being pissed by people. This morning, an old hag dared talk to me while i was waiting in the line to get my class registered for next semester. After i gave her an " :| " in reply to her "how are you doing?" , the hag kept going on about how great our school is and how lucky i am to be in this generation, peace and free... i wanted to kick her ass.

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I think the solution to women being stereotyped in movies is to remove them from film completely! Look at "Lawrence of Arabia." Make a movie four hours long and not have even one woman in it and you've got yourself one of the greatest movies of all time! :ninja: :p

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Are you implying that the fact "women in movies = dumb bitches" is impossible to change and shouldn't be ?!! :persuazn: And what movies are good for if there's not any lovey-dovey scenes hmm ?!! (I'm sure i don't wanna watch Lawrence of Arabia playing grab ass with his boyfriends for 4 hours or anything like such).

And dammit, why is it even the milk hag in your avatar has to be so stupid to get squashed ?!! When is this madness going to end ?!!

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If i were a director, my movie would cast only men, me, and a nice lovely giant monster that eat men. The movie would be about how i rescue the men from the monster after they pay me. Whaat ? It's cool....

You're going to play two roles?

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If i were a director, my movie would cast only men, me, and a nice lovely giant monster that eat men. The movie would be about how i rescue the men from the monster after they pay me. Whaat ? It's cool....

You're going to play two roles?

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