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Essentially B fans want her to go get an ultrasound, livestream it and prove she's having a kid. Also, any time Adam and her fuck she needs to livestream it on the off chance she gets pregnant so fans can pinpoint the exact day/livestream that she got knocked up on. The Candice Cult is looking saner every day
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How do you not like Stevie Fleetwood Mac? @Stormbringer
Should've left sooner.
You forgot the maladjusted hasn't ate or slept since the news broke warning gif: Really disappointing in you right now girl We should all be mourning the loss of the Queen Bee. It's a sad day, we shouldn't be poking fun at the many people who make fan accounts and praise the Queen Bee so devoutly she was the basis of this season's American Horror Story (Cult)
Today we are gathered here to commemorate the sanity of Behati Prinsloo fan's. Behati today on everyone's favourite photo site NarcismGram announced she is several months pregnant. While the Behati fans believe it could just be: Pseudocyesis (a word they don't know exist nor can pronounce) coming from the Queen Bee's mouth it "should" (according to fans) be true, or it could be false. Is it really Behati is just so mad at VS for not paying attention to her while her lead signer husband sticks his microphone in her every orifice? Could it be she had a kid and wants to live a normal life as a mother and a wife and doesn't want that much to do with modelling anymore? Could it be Behati planned this so she wouldn't have to walk at VSFS and then VS would get rid of her, in which case she could file a lawsuit for firing a pregnant woman? Maybe she has a contract written in blood with Hilary Clinton as the observer. No-one knows for sure. Pictured below is the Behati fan clubs emergency meeting today: We interviewed a Candice fan today and got the following response: So, this just means, my gurl, the only girl Candice gets more screen time, or i swear to god I will cut Ed. As we can see Candice fans are just as civil as Behati fans.
Ed invited "Pregnant model" & husband over for drinks one night, ed spiked both of their drinks. He then using chains, body harness' as well as an elaborate marionette setup forced the incapacitated couple to have sex knowing when said model was on the rag. Then, in the secret door in Ed's bedroom, he pulled out his "model clone" and her "husband clone" and swapped for the real model and husband. Ed has been planning this since 2015, it took almost 2 years to get speech patterns, particulars, habits and everything else exactly the same. Real model and husband have been chained in his lair for the past few months until today where Ed called back his clones and killed them East Area Rapist/Original Nightstalker style. (shoelaces tied in a diamond knot behind the back, dishes stacked on the husband, gun or knife used) Real model and husband were also heavily drugged but no drugs would affect the baby as Ed also is has a masters in Biology and is a registered nurse, not a doctor, at a hospital in China. Upon being released, Ed told real model she has to announce her "pregnancy" to the world as to throw the timeline's for the many socially maladjusted fan people off and cause them mental breakdowns. As well, forcing them to want to go to China and see if model will really be there in which case if they need medical attention nurse Ed will gladly help them. Ed will hope to induce an early/on time pregnancy on said model so this year's VSFS will be the biggest ever, since he is a registered nurse he can perform the delivery and look like a hero/god and no-one will know the better. Real model and real husband now are living in constant fear as Ed is taunting them with untraceable phone calls from burner phones, as well as constant letters and his many 1,000's of fan accounts. Ed also runs the "model" fan club, and has his many thousands of other maladjusted fans to spread rumours and chaos, eventually leading to a finale of riot's a boycott of VS & Ed's eventual rise to CEO & main mastermind behind Victoria Secrets, in which case he will re-name "Model's" Secrets. If real model or real husband ever release said information about Ed's secret plan, he murder them Ed Gein style, and show up the next day in a marvellous human skin Tuxedo, with the left over parts being mixed into jewellery and put on next year's Fantasy Bra
It jumps around compared to the comics, the ending of season 2 and the setting of season 3 happens earlier in the comics IIRC, or I could be wrong and it lines up properly The show vs comics the line isn't really there anymore, they are two way different things