Michael*

"Craig Bellamy is a leading contender to replace Dave Jones, who was sacked as Cardiff boss after the club's play-off failure" - The Guardian. What could possibly go wrong? :|

Naomi Campbell [12] Cindy Crawford [7] Paulina Porizkova [8] Charlotte Free [10]

Kim Cloutier [2] Nina Agdal [2]

Chicken Addams Family or Munsters?

Adriana Lima [7] Behati Prinsloo [12] Jessica Stam [10] Ginta Lapina [8]

Keiko x3

One By One: 3.5 Guerlain: 3 Lash Discovery: 2.5 D&G: 4

Lisalla Lips: 7 Smile: 6 Hair: 9.5 Eyes: 10 Nose: 8.5 Abs: 9 Cleavage: 8 Butt: 8.5 Legs: 9

Naomi x2 Emily x1

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2.7

9

The jelly baby line

Discovered this eccentric and most impressive New Zealander supporting Warpaint last week. Anyone familiar with his work?

There's no shame for United in losing to Pep's boys. The footballing world hardly needs proof that they're beatable but they'll win any game provided they turn up and perform - regardless of who the opposition is or whether they choose to defend, attack, contain or bully. It's impossible to do anything without a fair share of possession and you simply don't get that against Barca. P.S. Peterborough 3-0 Lee Clark's Huddersfield Town. Hahahahahahaha. Ha.

Out in New York (May 2011) -

Possible Man Utd starting XI for Saturday's final... Van der Sar O'Shea Evra Vidic Ferdinand Fletcher Carrick Park An un-named Premier League footballer Rooney Hernandez

^New Arcade Fire? Been waiting with baited breath for some new Horrors stuff but I think I'll have to reserve judgement until this tune sinks in fully. Kinda reminds me of Simple Minds at the moment.

Roland Garros anyone?

Oh well, there's always next season for me, assuming I'm not replaced by Guus Hiddink over the summer. Congratulations to Messrs Ed and Freddy - victory in the world's greatest fantasy league(s) surely deserves the world's greatest celebration...

Poor Ana.

Magdalena Frackowiak [6] Caroline Trentini [2]

Lux: 2.5 Estee Lauder: 3 Covet: 3.5 Dior: 4