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Oh my Joe this one is difficult... If I can't split the votes then.. Rianne x2 Cintia x1

Now that's a bit of a sexist statement! What are the duties required as a woman exactly? Cooking dinner? Raising the kids? Cleaning the house? If you believe these tasks are still the sole duty of women, then you're just as much a victim of accepting sexist societal norms as the men who deny their emotions, of whom you criticize! And I mostly agree with red_ed: society has always said men have to be stoic. Just think about what the adjective "masculine" implies: strong, brave, proud, dominant/aggressive, sexual, a leader, etc. Nowhere will you see it including sensitive, emotional, and open -- those are classic characteristics of femininity, for better or worse, and women too are trained to evaluate men by the classic masculine traits, which only makes it even less likely men will change. Ok reading that statement may make it sound a little sexist.. but it is true in a lot of parts.. like you guys are talking about society... this society pro quo has women running the household while the man are to be the main provider and "leader" .. lol.. what a joke.. I hope this does change faster than it is.. there are a few men stepping up and helping the wife or mother .. or even taking over as a single dad.. but OMG .. it is a slow change.. I can not tell you how many men I know that the wife is their backbone and strength. Which usually translates into they work a full time job and come home and take care of their husband and the house. and a man that does a lot fo rhis wife seems to be label "pussy whipped" .. the change is not here yet mb guy. I know I am sounding a little sexist but I am not .. I try to figure look at things and see how they work.. and the one thing that can be confusing at times is men. And I do have positive things to say about the "masculine" gender, when the more men get in touch with both their masculine and feminine sides.. they tend to become really good lovers and companions. Not that I would know anything about that of course.. and one thing I do know when a woman can also be in touch with both sides, guys can be really fun to hang out with.

Julie x 1 Cintia x 2

Marcus X2 Jeremy X1

OH My.. You are right about the family unit but unfortunately not all men have the values to be the "rock or cornerstone". I have gotten to know quite a few men in a friendship manner and you would be surprise how many men really want to let some of the bottling stuff out.. and its strange that it seems to be hard to do for some men even to someone they trust and love... letting go to a wife, for instance, is one of the steps of saving most marriages, but it seems to be really hard for some men.. even women can get too busy to let their husbands in sometimes.. i feel for your dad, its hard to loose a parent, but I bet he had his support.. your mom. What is shown in society is unhealthy to what is shown in private, or at least should be shown in private. I have come to find some people have a hard time seperating what is private to what is social. I completely understand beer in one hand, remote in the other, watching TV while the woman services the man.. but then usually the man wakes up .. lol With the way society is changing, this scene may now be something a woman may want now .. hehehe .. and the humorous part ... she may even want the woman servicing her.. I am not someone who is to into the woman's feminist movement.. actually I think it has made more work for the female .. now we work a full time job and are still expected to do all of the "duties required as a woman"; which is now more than twice the work of a man .. I am not sure how that helped us. i still find what was thought to be the women's duties in 1955 to be hilarious, were they serious? lol

OOOO.. I like this one

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can't post one without the other.. INSTALLING WIFE 1.0 Subject: Wife 1.0 To: Technical Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install for Wife 1.0 does not work. Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Lord Joe Nevanen Mission, TX Tech Support Writes Back Dear Lord Joseph: This is a very common problem male employees complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your help files under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults(GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the DOS-command C:\APOLOGIZE or click the I'M SORRY! Icon for Macintosh systems. In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE/SORRY command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to YOUR hardware. Best of luck. M O J D E H H O J J A T I Texpress Internacional Morelos #105-B, Col. Centro Texcoco, Edo. de Mexico 56100 MEXICO Tel.: (595) 11654 Fax : (595) 45977 email: [email protected]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0 NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

I received this in an email and I almost peed myself thinking about sitting at a table years from now.. After 50 years of marriage a couple was sitting at the breakfast table when the husband said, "Do you remember 50 years ago when we used to sit naked at the breakfast table?" The wife said, "Yes.. I remember, why don't we rekindle the memories and do it again?" The husband agreed and they took off their clothes and sat to eat their breakfast. In amazement the wife said, " WOW, I can't believe after all these years my nipples are still hot for you." The husband responded, "Yeah I can understand how, one is in your oatmeal and one is in your coffee."

At the time that this article was written it was a serious article.. but come on people you have to see the humor now..

I wanted to voice my subject and hadn't found one to post this and I thought to make an entire subject about an important subject to some women.. What I may post first is kind of strong but I honestly have no idea why this happens to most men I know. I do have an understanding of what may drive most men.. food, sex and entertainment (such as sports or video games) basic and understood.. but recently I have had issues with the emotional stuff. Who made the rule that men aren't supposed to voice or act their feelings? It isn't healthy not letting how feel out. I realize women are known to be more "emotional" but I know men can feel; why can't most men show it? My thoughts right now are based on a guy getting upset with me simply because he would not express his feelings .. I admit I may have teased to ask about what he was feeling at the moment because he wouldn't say but he left the conversation and I bet he won't even say he was angry. I don't get it why can't a guy cry, or be sad about something? letting it out allows less angry outbursts. Wouldn't it? Maybe I am wrong

I am not exactly sure where to place this topic but I thought this is a good place for anyone who is like me that is just confused, frustrated, completely in love, completely in hate, has positive and negative things to say about men, or have no clue how to read men sometimes. This is not all about love and sex with the opposite sex but just thoughts someone may have about men. And it would be better to not use actual names if you are upset, though tempting to smoother an ex on the internet, its not really recommended. And if men actually find themself in this topic.. please intervene if someone posts something you may want to address, but as the rules of the site state, no harrassing or flaming. I'm just curious if others have the same thoughts as I do sometimes about the opposite sex.

I move a lot when I sleep.. I guess no would be my answer. Have you ever sang to a song in your car and noticed someone watching you? BTW.. love your signature..

Santana - Love Of My Life

I am listening to musc and not watching TV ATM.. But I watched Knight Rider 2008 and True Blood last.. Has anyone seen these? I love the car in Knight Rider.. And True Blood is about vampires so for me naturally I will check it out.. Although the sex scenes on HBO can border line past soft porn.. WWWOOOOEEEE

Wow .. This looks interesting .. I may just get the book before the movie comes out..

It's a movie frenzy.. IronMan .. again Baby Mama Don't Mess with the Zohan Has anyone seen Babylon AD

Rihanna- We Ride

Nelly Furtado - Afraid

Let's get the votes people.. please