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  1. azgirl replied to a post in a topic in Music
    I may never be the one that gets a second glance I may never be the one they call the prettiest But thats alright with me And maybe I don't follow every crazy passion Spend all my time trying to get a good reaction But thats ok with me This world is like a trampoline High and low no in between Jumping at the chance to please Everyone but thats not me .....
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    azgirl replied to azgirl's topic in Girl Talk
    Well, you have a way to silence me there Kevork.. there is a thread in the love and sex blogs that I still haven't found a comment for as of yet. The power you bare there my friend.. As for this post all I can think to say is.. if people feel the need to label you.. you may want to point out that you are Metro sexual whiich is a straight guy with style and the best empathy to womens needs.. hehehe I wish I had more but darn it you have me speechless.. Oh man this is going to ruin my reputation as tha mass debater.
  3. guilty but not by choice lying to someone you care about?
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    azgirl replied to azgirl's topic in Girl Talk
    Don't push it with the guys imo. Men tend to become more reclusive when they have to deal with emotional problems. A good example of this is someone I knew who witnessed a suicide when he was working. He was at the scene and saw the person jump off a building and land on a car. He (along with every other guy there) refused the counselling provided. Instead, he switched off his mobile for a week so no one could find him. I guess it was his way of coping with it Personally, I prefer spitting things out and I encourage my friends to do so but they don't either I guess its just about whether or not a guy is comfortable enough to do it... you'd probably be more likely to discuss things with him if you two were alone.
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    azgirl replied to azgirl's topic in Girl Talk
  6. azgirl replied to Berno's topic in Television
    I have but it airs on Tuesday.. not a very good day for me apparently.. hehehehe.. I have watch 1/2 of an epsiode and one full one
  7. azgirl replied to Lolita's topic in Television
    Terminator .. The Sara Connor Chronicles I love this series
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    azgirl replied to azgirl's topic in Girl Talk
    Because we've been living in a patriarchal society and it's the perception that women are inferior to men that requires the greatest amount of current change.
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    azgirl replied to azgirl's topic in Girl Talk
    It made sense, but to understand my reply you must watch Heroes. Do you watch Heroes?
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    azgirl replied to azgirl's topic in Girl Talk
  11. azgirl replied to tinkerbelle's topic in Television
    I missed this Thursday, does anyone else think that the black and white episode should have been more cheesy.. I mean .. I love to watch the old black and white horror films because of the cheesy graphics and effects.. they really should have had more of it if they were going to use the theme.
  12. I am actually watching it again.. I think it began to run down a tedious daytime soap opra mode before this season.. I didn't like it so much.. I like it all anew.. it makes me wonder how everything got where it is at now.
  13. azgirl replied to Legion's topic in Movies
    Hancock i kind of liked it.. but I think you have to be in the mood for it. And Thanks Michael.. I will try out the movie.. OH.. and BTW I thought the Illusionist was crazy.. didn't you?
  14. Jesus ur still alive?
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    azgirl replied to azgirl's topic in Girl Talk
    I think there is more acceptance of the male role within the household nowadays, and indeed many household duties are shared now along with the workload, though I do believe the attitude that women should know about or do more of the household duties than the men still remains. This is probably in part due to the attitudes that were taught somewhat recently, and even some of our parents grew up believing these values. I believe it was only relatively recently (late 70s to 80s??) that these attitudes were challenged by a substantial proportion of society. You cannot expect these attitudes to be changed in one generation, but at least things a improving right? On a side note, the number of women (in metropolitan Sydney at least) giving up on their careers and becoming F/T housewives after they have children is increasing. Take that with a pinch of salt though.
  16. i would have to split my vote with these two..
  17. this is a hard one.. Edita x 2 Jessica x 1
  18. azgirl replied to Legion's topic in Movies
    Was Pan's Labrinth good? I have seen that movie for rental and was wondering to rent it. I watched Babylon AD.. not one of Vin Diesels best but it was alight.
  19. azgirl replied to [solo]'s topic in Funny Stuff
    It must be thought that i am bored or something.. another e-mail I must try 101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 52. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it! 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!" 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there's a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out "Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I've ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there's another one!!!" Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You digust me" Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: "Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)" "Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)" Etc. 85. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men's department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying "All I ever wanted was a little attention" Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say "Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming "NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!" Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say "I...will start...a fire..." The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don't light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a spinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy. 98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this" 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people "Have you seen my mommy?" 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless. BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.
  20. azgirl replied to [solo]'s topic in Funny Stuff
    Not sure how this e-mail applies to me .. but I had gotten some really cool ideas ..lol -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8 . Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ....... therapy Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
  21. azgirl replied to Lolita's topic in Television
    I am watching the Supernatural epsiode I missed Thursday