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Your 2017 cover girls, if there is any sanity left in the world.

Well Robyn dropped a lot of weight before she did her shoot, which sort of ruined the entire point of casting her.

Denise and Bojana together, my 2017 SISE cover dreams. I'll be in my bunk.

Who should she be backing, exactly?

I had some hopes for Barbara but I'm not feeling her look in either the youtube clip or the photograph. Also, who failed to teach her to pronounce "rookie". It sounded more like "Rocky".

Just refer to her as Bo K, okay?

Those legs and that booty = 10/10.

I love Karlie's confusion in the earlier shot. "What kind of crap is this soccer thing?"

Didn't they claim the same about her and Ronaldo?

All of the Samantha complaints almost guarantee she will be back next year. No one fucks with MJ!

So Nelly finally decided to properly unleash her on us, eh?

Those everything! That stomach alone looks like it was sculpted out of marble!

She has incredibly alluring eyes.

I like that Nina poster. They've used worse images on their cover in recent years.

I'm guessing Butter Face Marisa?

Denise Schaefer.

Barbara is 22. I think Hannah Ferguson is 23? I don't think anyone is younger than Gigi.

Objectively speaking, I understand that Taylor is a very good-looking woman. But I just find her a bit... dull? The same applies to Romee, nothing to fault about her appearance, but I just find her a tiny bit boring. I guess they would describe this as a "lack of personality"?

Kate Bock 22? She probably doesn't even remember 22!

Also throwing my support behind Guess girl Denise Schaefer.

Douchenozzles are people too!

I want Denise Schaefer. In SISE. But also in life.

What I want for SI 2017: 32-year old rookie Catrinel Menghia. There is still time, dammit!

Wow, she is just perfect. (Source: her Twitter account)