VampireHorde

My HD file is 6 GB. Does that make it overcooked and charred beyond belief? By request, 1080p HD Screencaps of Candi, Romee, Tizzy, Jojo, Lily D, Sui He, and Sampeezy from the first four segments. Nope, you can't have more.

Here's a few uncompressed screencaps (that have been compressed) in full 1080p quality from the opening credits. And before you comment, YES, they are sucky-ass quality for 1080p. NOT MY FAULT, SO BITE ME.

Here's a buncha uncompressed images from the Carson Daly show (that have been compressed). If VS were smart enough, they'd release the VSFS on official Blu-ray so that we can take decent screencaps and not rely on the less-than-stellar quality broadcast seen on CBS. CREDIT: Mother Base

Kenny G rules all. I would rather listen to his "Duotones" and "Silhouette" albums on constant loop while in Hell than listen to anything from Bieber, Selena, Demi, Ariana, Drake, Weeknd, Taylor Swift, Ellie Goulding, Flo Rida, Chris Brown, Fifth Harmony, Meaghan Trainor, Shawn Mendes, Skrillex, Maroon 5, Jason De rulo, Ed Sheeran, Nick Jonas, or Miley. More Kenny G and less of THOSE.

I've never played a Fallout game (becuz I'm unbelievably biased when it comes to FPS games and how they don't focus on story that much) but it's pretty tempting to see what the hype is about. Although I wouldn't recommend going to the Fallout 4 IGN Wiki page cuz it's a massive clusterfuck of disorganized information.

Maxim Magazine USA October 2015 Shot by Gilles Bensimon Nudity Credit goes to Me, the Skeezers, and Skanks. :blueeyedbaby: Nudity must be textlinked or placed between spoiler tags with a warning. For more information, click HERE

Hey, Francy, you probably already know this but I'm just letting you know that Isabeli is on the October 2015 cover of US Maxim. Scans to be posted very, very soon.

"Who's Line Is It Anyway?" Aired on 08/17/2015 on the CW Guest-Starring Nina Agdal as herself Screencaps brought to you by my fat anonymous ass. :blueeyedbaby:

To all three fans reading this, Hilary is in the September 2015 issue of Allure. Allure Magazine September 2015 "Head Strong" Shot by Giampaolo Sgura Brought you by......ME. :blueeyedbaby:

Ducky is on the cover for the August 2015 issue of Self Magazine. Time for all o' yallz to find it.

^^I beg to differ, but what do I know. I'm just a glutton. VOGUE MAGAZINE USA JULY 2015 "READY TO ROLL" SHOT BY ANNEMARIEKE VAN DRIMMELEN STARRING EMILY RATAJKOWSKI AND A 10-SPEED Credit: Booze On the Beer :blueeyedbaby:

MY TURN. ALLURE MAGAZINE JULY 2015 "SUMMER SHADE" SHOT BY CEDRIC BUCHET STARRING SNOOZY, TWO OTHER MODELS AND A DUDE Credit: Donkey Devil Ass Munch :blueeyedbaby:

For anyone who's curious, she's currently on the cover of Self Magazine. And you know who's got it? uh-huh, ME. SELF MAGAZINE JULY 2015 SHOT BY GIAMPAOLO SGURA STARRING WHEEZY AND SEVERAL ATHLETES Credit goes to "Bitch Better Have My Burrito" :blueeyedbaby:

I'm sure y'all already know this but I'll say it again: Lily is the covergirl for the April issue of Maxim USA. The issue is not out yet, though I do have my copy. I'd post the scans but Maxim's lawyers prefer that I absolutely positively not do that, sorry! But be on the lookout for those!

I don't know about y'all's but I absolutely HATED the 5-part Sports Illustrated Travel Channel special and would like 5 hours of my worthless life back. I'm really hoping that tonight's VS special won't be as offensive, putrid, and disgustingly vile like the SI special. Just give me Candi posing in a bikini in slow motion for an hour and it'll already be 500% better. As long as they keep the focus solely on the Angels and less on some neurotic egotistical "swimsuit editor", this TV special should be magically delicious! And EFF Maxim.

640x360? Plz don't tell me that's what is being put for download on Torrent sites cuz that's offensive.

Okay, UNIMPORTANT RANT TIME! So am I supposed to feel SORRY for MJ day and her bumbling crew? They spend millions of subscriber dollars going to exotic locations and all they do is complain. The weather and the location are all part of the deal, so DEAL WITH IT. Don't waste our time with filler and just show us what we want to see: beautiful women posing against scenic backdrops! It's not asking too much! If anyone here saw the "Hawaii" episode, all MJ Day did was get on my nerves with her holier-than-thou attitude! Stop showing her and show me Emily Didonato and Irina Shayk! The only thing that made the episode bearable to watch was Yu Tsai, who is just a big flaming queen that you wanna party with all day. 90% of the episode was "Look how much disaster we went thru, so feel bad for us" and 10% was of the models looking gorgeous. They could've just cut all the best parts from every location and make a one-hour special like they do every year but NOT THIS YEAR. No, this year let's add in as much useless filler footage as we can find and spread it thru five episodes! Episode 2 (Route 66) wasn't as bad but it also wasn't interesting enough to warrant a full hour of TV. Oooh, they hung out with rednecks and drove around a desert, woop-de-doo! END OF RANT.

It's all about knowing the right ppl and having the right connections. In the same way that Pretty and Pheno have early access to the SI issue, I have early access to every American publication before they ever go on sale to the public as well. Sure, it's easier and more convenient to just wait for the digital version, but where's the fun in waiting?

You're all welcome everyone! Now I'm just waiting in dread for Maxim to send me a threat letter stating that I shouldn't be posting stuff before they do.

It'll be ready soon. Too tired to scan ATM. Editorial is TEN pages, 7 photos all shot by Gilles Bensimon. All the shots of Candi are 500% better than anything in the Sports Illustrated issue.

The Candi editorial for Self Magazine is up and ready. If only there was a place to find it..... It's no secret that we've all seen Candi in many different kinds of shoots from fully clothed to fully nude. But for her Maxim shoot, she does something so racy (IMO, anyway) that it blows away any nudie stuff she's done for Russell "Mr. Overrated" James. This is how I'll describe it: wet underwear = see-thru cameltoe. That's all I'll tease. Even if I sound like I'm over-selling it, I'm not exaggerating it either.

HEY! Candice is in the covers of Maxim USA and Self Magazine! Two covers for March! Oh sorry, everyone knew that, silly me.

Yeah, and they gave HER a cover. Gomes can't catch a break but Foodie McPigOut can sneer her dinosaur face all over the place. Sorry, just my own biased unimportant opinion

^^Thanks, PC! That's what I've been saying for years! But MJ Day gives zero love to the Asian girls, so I gave up on hoping long ago. J-Go shoulda just bailed on them after Kate Upton got back to back covers.

Let me leak the whole thing. Then I don't give a muther fudge! I've endured the wrath of Conde Nast and Hearst and now it's time I get into more trouble with Time Warner.