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You'll like the next scan

I think 4, maybe 5 Irina, Emily, Emily, Hailey, Gigi

Deal. Oh ya btw saw some grapefruit vodka and thought of you. Interested? That or I was gonna get you a bottle of black vodka

I have a bottle of whiskey. Sitting right in front of me. Should I drink it Panda?

So who does everyone want to see the most

Panda. Don't lie you love my singing

Lol we are scanning. Or I am. I'm just entertaining myself at the same time

The only other songs that have been in my head recently are kiss kiss bang bang. Umm singing in the rain and some Bonnie Tyler song I heard the other day. I am so screwed.

Stop calling me crazy. So when the hubby is home are you guys gonna go look at a few places? I Told you I was good to help with renos and painting.

Really. I need a new skype friend. So guess who I need to scan. Oh and should I scan the rock thingie with the straps and the sun.

But this is more dramatic. I have an audience. And you will be forced to confront the loss Of sweet baked love. Every time you decide to try and breach contract. Bitch

Ooh or pink chocolate dipped shortbread of love

OH one better. I will eat all the mini tart pies. All the cream cheese filled red velvet cookies. All the cherry chocolate bark. All the carrot cake cake pops. And the peppermint bark. Oh and I won't send you the grapefruit candle of love.

You better put the bane of my existence together. Or I will quit now. And no more hailey. And no Emily for the fan boys. No Gigi. Oh and did I mention no more hailey.

... Look at the screen shot I'm showing you

Omg I told you side boob = win. Like super cute sexy hawtness. Out does ninjas scrappy number Ninas strappy. Fuck autocorrect

Sometimes sharing is not caring. It's just called getting your bestie in troubles.

They want love they can join the Skype call. Otherwise zip it. I am not being politically correct

These are private rants between you and me. Shush

I am tied of looking at her ass. Go pee take a break from her hair and rotate your wrist.

You and me both. I work tomorrow morning. Up bright and early at 6 am

On the bright side. I like Ashley's side boob.

Meh I wasn't sold. But some people like her pictures and I'm not a huge fan