The Joker

I love pizza-my-heart. They have the best cheese ever!! (A.k.a shameless bump.)

OOooooh, DIING!!! ABB fan :1 Lima fan : 0

Yeah, that VSFS 2005 kicked ass.

I made a visit to the poll above and was highly infected with its bullshit. I didn't even bother voting. It wouldn't piss me off this much if people just vote and shut up, but no. They love to piss me off more by being themselves. "Gisele did other stuffs while...", "Gisele is good but not the best for VS in my opinion and..." - Your opinion my ass. When it comes to VS, it's either Gisele, Tyra or Heidi we're thinking of. AND THAT IS IT!!! If you disagree with me, you know dick about Victoria's Secret then. I'm not going any further into this dipshit anymore but i suggest you people go there and post a " " in disgust. <_<

Anytime, son.

OOooh, don't call anyone bitch, TBK. That's bad. I might be your fairy godmother no ?!! And it's "aroused".

How dare you, Ed ?!! I'll make you suffer. *Clones Tooboku* Eddy, you evil bitch. I don't find it funny at all. I'm very sensitive when it comes to vampire, blue, explosion or pennis. DIEEEE!!!!! - Have enough ?!! And for anyone who isn't patient enough to read TBK's paragraphs, the word "bullshit" should sum them up. Ooooh, TBK, what now ?!!

Because it's getting late, i can't sleep and have no one to insult...

Like the meaningful thread where 2 girls were eating shit ?!! Um.. i'll think about it right after never.

So you have nothing to prove your point now ?!! "Heather, Sarcasm is a weapon of the weak mind. It can be funny once in a while but too often and it becomes pathetic and disrespectful, " Who the hell care ?! It's not my fault you can't catch up.

*yawns*

Ed - you didn't ask. TBK -"First I want to hear you justify why cheating on your wife merrits getting your balls blown off with a piece of lead." Did i say that anywhere ?!! If i did, i'd like to see you point that out. C'mon. "Equal, at least by my definition, does not translate into a woman having the right to shoot her husband in the nuts for cheating while a man does not have the right to beat his wife for the same offense" Since when women have the right to do that ?!! You think she wouldn't go to jail afterward ?!! If we have the right to do that i'd buy me a gun and shoot everyman's nuts everyday for entertainment. And why my applause ?!! Because even she doesn't have the right to shoot him in the nuts, she's still doing it regardless. That's awesome. Although i'd prefer it if she shoots him in the brain, but i'll still give her an A+ in this case. "Ohmigawd, You're mean, Heather. I don't find it funny at all. please don't joke on that part." - *yawns* and yeah, i kinda understand your sense of humor... *snores*. "Heather, I know I'm putting words in your mouth because..." - Haha, you wish. Bluestar - No actually, i'm teaching.

#1: I don't care what scares you to death, how you feel or your inability to count from 1 to 7, but if i were you, i wish i were me. #2, 3, 3 again, 4, 5, 6 : What is your point ?!! And is it necessary to say that i didn't compare you with the cheating bastard ?!! - "Toobs doesn't flirt with every girl on this forum." My bad, flirting as many as you can is different. Wait...is it?!! "Toobs knows he's a manwhore and expects to called as such... he would enjoy it too". Guess what Toobs ?!! Who the hell cares ?!! And what are these doing with our argument again ?!!! #7 : Even i don't care, why should you ?!! So TBK, your previous post proves nothing. I suggest you should do it again and this time, make it make sense. I've never met such a dumbass in my sucking career but if there is, i guess i'll be a Dracula with Aids, which doubles the danger in me. Can Aids kill Dracula ?!! No.

WOW You must be soo fucking sexy ! Are you kidding ?!! I'm the 2nd sexiest girl in this world ... i mean in the poll. NO ??!!!! DIE!!!

Is this the one you're talking about?!!

Actually i'm a vampire, so i'm safe no matter what. I'm just worried about the other 2. They make great pets.

Pshh, TBK, how could you be so lame ?!! "If a man shot a woman's ovaries, he would be the scum of the earth, why is it different when a woman shoots a man's manhood?" Did you really ask me that ?!! You ?!!! That ?!! Because I still think you're messing around. If you were in the Middle East, have you ever wondered why every man there can have 999 wives (legally) while the women, huh, can't even see their only husband until the wedding's day ?!! And if the bastard get caught sleeping with the 1000th woman, is it considered cheating ?!! HELL NO. That'd be his 1000th wife, but when the table is turned, you know what'll happen to the woman who sleeps with the 2nd man in her life ?!! "Would that be her 2nd husband, Heather ?!!" . Yeah, that'd be her 2nd husband, in hell, after she's burned and thrown with rocks to death. It's even funnier when the one who asked me the question is you, the jerk who flirts with everygirl in the forum. Do people call you man-whore when you do that ?!! Because people would only call me cheap whore if i do that, which i did . But i don't give a shit. Do vampires get AIDS?

This page is hilarious.

Uh oh, Heidi is winning. Maybe Alien should unite with Predator or something...

Fernanda met Gisele (coincidence ?!!) Credit to pocodolce. Translation by XPedro: "Gisele says ''Dinner today is at half past 11! Come with me, where are you going? Come with me. I'm going to Dolce to get some clothes. Come with me!!!" Fernanda ''No, I can't, I have a show now. Give me that water please, you have another one. OK. Bye delicious, call me!" Gisele says "Ciao Amore!" Fernanda "Ciao!!!" " Ciao to both of you cuties.

She was already winning at that point

Just kidding, pals.