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The Joker

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    VSFS 2888

    :| :| . Who's that? Selita Ebot? Naah, that's just a regular Selita without make-up.
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    VSFS 2888

    Oh Em Gee. Runway soundtrack leak. This song will be played in the opening.
  3. Err... Happy Birthday.

  4. Anja Rubik, Agyness Deyn, Sarah Harding... And i searched all that on google, lexilooasisjbfakhjbf879. F
  5. ^ Ey, dick yo! *waves* By the way, you guys are super early. I mean... 6 months ?!! Urgh...
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    VSFS 2888

    OH MY GOD, i heard Adriana is NOT gonna be there.
  7. You know what, he even moans, that son of a turtle bitch!!
  8. Turtle rape ?! Oh man, you've gotta be kidding me... I'm gonna do that to the pippers soon, seriously...
  9. Busy. Hehe. I work full time now.

  10. I like Japan & Venez. And this should cover the rest. Santa Claus : Merry Chirstmas, girls! Ho ho ho!!! Miss USA: I'm not a ho, I'm a whore.
  11. Being an English tutor has its own advantage and could be amusing sometimes... Assignment:Create a story of your own in 2 or 3 paragraphs... From an ESL (English as Second Language) student: - Once up on a time, there was a handsome prince who was looking for his true love. One day, he met this beautiful girl in a forest. The prince asked :"Hi, how are you?" - "I'm fine, thank you. And you ?" - "I'm fine. Do you speak Chinese?" - "Shi" - "Ni hen baoleng" - "xie-xie" - "Ni juhdgajdgiuwgedajsdgahgedw " And it continued in Chinese...
  12. Holy shit! It's her 23,000th pip already ?!! Big - fucking - deal!!! CONGRATZ!!!
  13. Saw The Happening yesterday and I desperately need 2 hours of my life back. Can't believe The Sixth Sense's director could have made such a shitty movie. No story, no good acting, no setting, no logic, not even a sex scene (and there goes my thought seeing Mark's butt, WHORE!). The only good part was when 2 misbehaved teenage idiots getting shot, but horror movies aren't supposed to make viewers feel better so i hate it anyway. Don't watch it!
  14. sonava bitch!

  15. Those arabi folks really made me choke.
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