Everything posted by The Joker
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Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum
Letting Heidi bite you ?!! But I agree. It's not your fault.....Awww..... come here.... MWAHHAHAHAHA.....
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Women in the movies = dumb bitches ?!
You know what, ez_c. I just found out that i can never stop being pissed by people. This morning, an old hag dared talk to me while i was waiting in the line to get my class registered for next semester. After i gave her an " :| " in reply to her "how are you doing?" , the hag kept going on about how great our school is and how lucky i am to be in this generation, peace and free... i wanted to kick her ass.
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Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum
Don't let any of that moisturizer from ez_c's eyes interupt you, Pinky. He's luring you in for a kill. I say ez_c was once bitten by Heidi. Her blood has run in his system. He is now the spawn of Heidi and should no longer belong to the surface of the earth. Kill him.
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Victoria's Secret (Non-Model Related Discussions)
- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)
WOOWOOWW leik.... a reaal kimoonoo ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eye kan't weit 2 C itt!!!! ROFLMFAOLOL !!!!!- Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum
I think we are too late, RJ TAYLER. Heidi's hair has touched Pinky's lips. I can't believe it. I might have to kill Pinky before it's too late. This is going to be tough. : ( Don't worry for me, my friend. I'm immortal.- Women in the movies = dumb bitches ?!
- Women in the movies = dumb bitches ?!
And that, is expected, of course . Whether i'm drunk or not should be the least of your worries if you're planning to be a writer, Herve. Stick with the topic!!!- Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum
Oh yeah, Pinky had a first hand experience from Heidi. I'm glad you're still alive after meeting her, Pinky.- Women in the movies = dumb bitches ?!
The tittle should sum this all up. Let's face it, y'all. Writers hate us women. In a movie, 90% of the time, the one who causes troubles, ruins a master plan, or get abducted... is usually a bitch. (or tends to be a dumb shit who is a woman). What the hell ?!! Why do these writers always make us look so lame ?!! I can show them how smart, polite, bitchy, or awesome i am and they all will have to kiss my ass, those shit-producers... <_< Just watched Spider-man 3 again and I'm gonna write a leter to the Marvel Comics, request them to strangle Kirsten Dunst to death as a make up for the lame character Mary Jane, a.k.a "A.S.B" (annoying stupid bitch). Because of her, spiderman turned gay, Harry got an ugly face and i had a diarrhea. Can't she watch herself for once and not getting abducted all the time ?!! And there she's jealous, complaining Peter isn't always there for her... Isn't always there for you!! What do you want ?! Mouth-feeding ?! Stupid ho, stupid writer... <_< . And if any of you has seen this one movie of Arnold Schwarzenegger (where Arnold had to protect this crying-baby girl from a sissy satan that wanna have sex with her before the year of 2000 or he'd die or his penis'd fell off or something... ), you'd have to agree with me that the girl sucked so much ass. They kept running, running and the poor satan had to follow them everywhere they go. If i were the girl, i'd dress Arnold up just like me and lure the Satan to have sex with him instead. Or, i'll undress myself, come infront of the Satan, make funny faces to piss him off, when he comes close, i shoot my own vagina and laugh my ass off. Done. I'm dead (which in this case is the girl, i never die), satan's dead. Movie ends. No hard feelings. And thousands of movies featuring stupid whores like James Bond, superman, batman, those horror movies.... but horror movies don't count since both sexes are made to be stupid anyway. (Seriously, what's the point of watching the zombies comming close when you can run ?!!). Girls, it's time to speak up, i can't hang on to this anymore. Why wouldn't those shitty writers let the man that is abducted and there we come to rescue for a change ?!! WHY?!!!! Oh wait, i just realize that i ain't rescuing anybody... Is it just me ?- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2005 (GENERAL THREAD)
Out of TG's site, perhaps ?!! http://vsfsvideos.googlepages.com/ And join the forum while you still can...- Who's the sexiest WTA woman tennis player?
- Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
I'm sad you've given up your kicking balls habit now, I LOVE ADRIANA. I mean... it rules!- Wallpapers & Fan Art
We're building a very pretty semi-pyramid-hoes. I'm happy.- My 2034th Post
Good question. What do you have ?!- Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum
Ohhhh, that one... Yeah, i haven't watched it. But the detail he ate himself to death fascinates me. (might put him up somewhere). Thanks, Joker The Great.- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)
Isn't it though?! Now let us talk about... *yawns* the VSFS07 !! Wait, YOU TALK. I'll go wash my dog...- Andi Muise
There's hardly anything Irene doesn't like, Macaroni4miwufhaorhe.- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)
^ Herve's soul has been stolen. He's no longer my favorite slut...- Andi Muise
- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2005 (GENERAL THREAD)
OMQG, Irene. I'll admit it. I can no longer go with all these Qs anymore. DIEEE!!!!- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)
I can't let you slide this time, nothingless. You're supposed to wait for ABBF's comeback (or was it just your explanation?), stop taking advantage of this nice girl-vampire.- Candids
Oh my dang!!! Give me more of the last one. C'mon!!!- Advertisements
Those are some cool pictures i've never seen up there. Gracias.- Fan Talk
Dude, i can't believe people actually read it. The moment i saw "fake myspa...." PASS!!! - Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)