The Joker

Ho ho ho, admit it. You just can't stop coming in here to see her.

^ Pinky was lucky Gisele's hair didn't stick on her lips like Heidi's did, BAHA... Anyway, rumor has it that she's going to be at the VSFS this year. Rumor was wrong?!! Somebody confirm this...

Yeah... remember the time when i was still a girl ?

C-

Yess, It's her! Who else you think can poop on Chris Brown's head ?! Gee.

Bitch!!

Too bad for you, I heard she only has sex with llamas.

Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Miranda Kerr Before you watch: OK so Alessandra was trying out a new Supermodelwhatever perfume when she "accidentally" sprayed it on both eyes of Miranda Kerr, and then gave Miranda an evil laugh. Miranda was, of course, falling down for the amount of alcohol burning in her eyes. Thinking that she's going to be blind, Miranda thought of an instant revenge. She reached out continuously, trying to bitch-slap Ale but very quickly, Ale took her down by locking all Miranda's movements (by hugging her, of course). The atmosphere was pretty intimidated and the other angels were yelling with fear: KK, Adri, Selita, Izabel altogether : "NOOOOOO!!!!!"... Ok i exaggerate it a little bit but something like that happened... WATCH!

^ From the bottom of my motherfucking heart, i literally had a stroke when Jimmy "i'm fucking.... BEN AFFLECK!!!" GAAH!!!! - Anyway, nice save, Jimmy, but you're still a jerk.

"And the fight the whole country were talking about..." Rosie vs Elizabeth

Ohhh, snap!!!!

And anyone who watches Denise Richards-it's complicated must have known this Denise Richards vs Alicia the tabloids bitch. Denise: "do your fucking homework, you idiot! " Oooooh!!

Matt Damon vs. Jimmy Kimmel "No, go fuck yourself, man!!!" - HA HA HA, IN YA FACE, Jimmy!!!

Saw Hellboy and The Mummy yesterday. Hellboy : Was pretty good but seems like a mix up of Final Fantasy, Dragon Balls, Vampire Knight and some other anime stuffs... C+ The Mummy : OH EM GEE !!! F-

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

And i'll take it you prefer some shit like Gigli of J.Lo or Crossroads of Britney Spears. Way to go, girly. I don't like Hancock but it's def better than The Happening.

A transvestic Gisele, maybe? Otherwise i'll just take Jet Li.

Anja Rubik, Agyness Deyn, Sarah Harding... And i searched all that on google, lexilooasisjbfakhjbf879. F

^ Ey, dick yo! *waves* By the way, you guys are super early. I mean... 6 months ?!! Urgh...

I like Japan & Venez. And this should cover the rest. Santa Claus : Merry Chirstmas, girls! Ho ho ho!!! Miss USA: I'm not a ho, I'm a whore.

Holy shit! It's her 23,000th pip already ?!! Big - fucking - deal!!! CONGRATZ!!!

Saw The Happening yesterday and I desperately need 2 hours of my life back. Can't believe The Sixth Sense's director could have made such a shitty movie. No story, no good acting, no setting, no logic, not even a sex scene (and there goes my thought seeing Mark's butt, WHORE!). The only good part was when 2 misbehaved teenage idiots getting shot, but horror movies aren't supposed to make viewers feel better so i hate it anyway. Don't watch it!

I don't think a granny pantie will work on our angels but everyone will have a good laugh. Well, good enough for me.